Three Cranky Jets Fans

On a scale of 1 to 10, the crew is feeling very 4th-quarter-Jets. This week, Joe, Matt, and Alana break down a surprisingly tight 31-24 loss to the Detroit Lions. Was it a moral victory or familiar heartbrk? We talk Geno’s late fumble, electric 100-yard days for Garrett Wilson and Kenyon Sadiq, injury updates on Breece Hall, and that bizarre dropkick attempt.

Plus around the NFL: Jameis wins, the Giants trade for JJ McCarthy, Drake Maye’s 6-INT nightmare in New England, and potential trade buzz around Marvin Harrison Jr. Finally, we preview a tricky matchup against Case Keenum and the Chicago Bears before dropping our score predictions.

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Joe, Alana, and Matt are back and talking Jets football and the expectations for the 2026-2027 season ahead!

This week on Three Cranky Jets Fans, we hold a solemn—but deeply sarcastic—funeral for the 2025 New York Jets season. Joe opens the show with a full eulogy for a year that began with cautious optimism and ended in historic misery. Blowout losses, missed tackles, errant passes, and shattered dreams are laid to rest beneath the foul stench of the Meadowlands.

After welcoming the remaining members of Jets Nation, Joe, Matt Callahan, and Alana Close-Morone turn the episode into a full-on group therapy session.

Topic 1: Joe recaps the unthinkable 3–14 season and explains why this team belongs in the same historical dumpster as the worst Jets teams of all time. No interceptions. Record-setting blowouts. A finish so bad it rewrote the history books.

Topic 2: Matt runs through the league’s post-season coaching carnage—seven head coaches fired—and marvels at how Aaron Glenn somehow survives it. From Harbaugh to Daboll to Carroll, it’s a bloodbath… just not in Florham Park.

Topic 3: Alana looks ahead to the offseason chaos: trades, free agency, the second overall pick, and whether there’s anyone worth keeping. The crew plays armchair GM, debates veteran QBs, rookie development, roster depth, and the overwhelming need for… well, an entire defense.

Finally, the big question: Who’s really to blame? (Spoiler: Woody Johnson’s name comes up.)

We close out the episode thanking listeners for sticking through a strange season of Jets football and podcasting alike. Follow, review, and join us again as draft season approaches—maybe before, maybe after, maybe both.

Until then: harden your hearts… and don’t buy any Jets merch.

The Jets keep finding new ways to test the limits of loyalty, and this week is no different. On this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe Close-Morone and Matt Callahan hold down the fort while Alana battles through an illness (don’t worry, she’ll live to rant another day).

We start with a painful recap of the Jets’ latest disaster against the Miami Dolphins, a 34–10 loss that somehow felt even worse than the score. We break down the lone bright spot—a punt return touchdown by Isaiah Williams—along with shaky quarterback play, the mysterious “phantom” injury to Justin Fields, Tyrod Taylor’s role, and the bigger question no one wants to ask: does it even matter who the QB is at this point?

From there, Matt takes us around the league for some of the most noteworthy (and ridiculous) NFL moments of the week. The Chiefs stumble, the Colts lose Daniel Jones and summon 44-year-old Philip Rivers out of retirement, and somehow this chaos might still help the Jets thanks to that extra first-round pick from the Sauce Gardner trade. Meanwhile, the rest of the AFC East looks annoyingly competent—because of course they do.

Finally, we preview Jets @ Jaguars, and… yeah, it’s bleak. Trevor Lawrence is playing better, the Jags look legit, and the Jets look like they’re heading for another long Sunday. We debate the quarterback situation, set expectations appropriately low, and lock in some truly grim predictions.

Stick around to the end for our trademark send-off, questionable optimism, and a reminder that hope may be dead for now—but there’s always 2026.

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We’re back! After a brief, totally reasonable scheduling meltdown, the Three Cranky Jets Fans have returned to restore order to your football-loving hearts. Joe Close-Morone, Matt Callahan, and Alana Close-Morone reunite to catch up on life, Thanksgiving, and—of course—the emotional roller coaster that is New York Jets football.

In this episode, we break down:

🔥 Jets vs. Falcons Recap
The Jets won a football game—yes, really. A 56-yard game-winner from the ageless Nick Folk, a bomb from Tyrod to Adonai Mitchell, and more signs of life from a team that usually specializes in heartbreak.

🤯 Around the NFL: AFC Mayhem
Matt takes us on a journey through the completely unhinged AFC landscape. The Chiefs might miss the playoffs, the Broncos are the “number one seed” (?!), and the Bills and Ravens are… whatever they are. Thankfully, the Jets remain consistently inconsistent—our only remaining constant.

🐬 Jets vs. Dolphins Preview
Alana sizes up Miami’s trip to the swamps of New Jersey. Will the Jets slow down Devon Achane? Can Tua gift us our long-awaited interception? And do Jets fans even want to win at this point? Plus, score predictions—and a strange, existential moment from Matt involving “dead inside the dolphins.”

As always, we wrap with listener love, some cautious optimism, and a reminder not to hold your breath for next week’s game.

The cranky crew is back, and the Jets have somehow stacked two wins in a row — which means the universe is clearly glitching. In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Matt, and Alana recap the Jets’ unexpected 27–20 victory over the Cleveland Browns, a game saved almost entirely by special teams heroics. From Kene Nwangu’s 99-yard kickoff return to Isiah Williams’ 74-yard punt return, the Jets’ special teams scored more than half the team’s points — sparking the debate: can special teams actually win a game by themselves?

Joe breaks down the “cave-man-style” recap (“Breece good, Fields bad”), the crew laughs at their hilariously inaccurate score predictions, and everyone wonders if Aaron Glenn should maybe relax just a tiny bit in his pressers.

Then Matt takes the wheel to run through the biggest stories around the NFL: Brian Daboll’s firing, the Bills collapsing against the Dolphins, and the nightmare scenario of the Patriots sitting comfortably at 8–2. Are we already talking Super Bowl predictions? Is it way too early? Absolutely.

Alana wraps things up with a preview of tomorrow’s Jets vs. Patriots matchup in Foxboro. With New England favored by 13 points, the trio digs into whether “Any Given Thursday” magic could possibly deliver a third-straight Jets win, and what kind of supernatural rituals might be required. Predictions range from bleak to bleaker — with a slight sprinkling of chaotic optimism.

Tune in for jokes, rants, questionable hope, and all the cranky energy you expect.

After a short break, the cranky trio is back! In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Alana, and Matt return to break down the wild 39–38 Jets win over the Bengals — a game that finally showed life on offense despite missing key stars Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner. Joe celebrates Breece Hall’s breakout performance (and surprise passing TD), while Matt and Alana debate what this win really means for the Jets’ future and draft position.

The crew also takes a somber moment to honor Jets legend Nick Mangold, reflecting on his legacy and impact on the franchise. Then they look ahead to the upcoming matchup against the Browns after the bye week, sharing score predictions and a few bold takes about what the trade deadline could bring.

Tune in for heartfelt moments, fiery opinions, and a few laughs as Three Cranky Jets Fans returns in true cranky fashion.

The Jets are 0-5, the jokes write themselves, and the crankiness is off the charts. Joe, Matt, and Alana relive yet another meltdown—Cowboys 37, Jets 22—complete with fumbles, penalties, and even SkyCam interference. Matt takes a grim stroll around the NFL (spoiler: everyone else in the AFC East won), and Alana previews the Jets’ trip to London to face the Broncos—because apparently, England hasn’t suffered enough.

Prop bets, sad score predictions, and just a touch of despair—it’s another brutally honest week with Three Cranky Jets Fans.

This week on Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Matt, and Alana relive the Jets’ Monday Night Football disaster—13 penalties, 3 fumbles, and plenty of undisciplined play to go around. Matt hits the NFL headlines (spoiler: the AFC East keeps winning), and Alana previews the Cowboys matchup with some brutally honest score predictions. Cranky, sarcastic, and painfully honest—just like every Jets fan feels right now.

The Jets are 0-3, and we’re back to commiserate. In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Matt, and Alana break down the Jets’ trip to Tampa, including another round of mental mistakes, a few flashes of hope (thanks to Will McDonald’s insane blocked punt), and why this team still seems stuck celebrating “moral victories.”

We also take a look around the NFL—Detroit’s resurgence, Aaron Rodgers climbing the all-time record books, and Miami vs. Buffalo on Thursday night. Then it’s back to Florida as we preview Jets at Dolphins: can the Jets’ defense get it together enough to slow down Tyreek Hill and Miami’s high-octane offense?

Stick around for game predictions, plenty of cranky takes, and the usual dose of Jets misery mixed with cautious optimism.

Week one gave us hope, week two crushed it. Joe, Matt, and Alana break down the Jets’ ugly loss to the Bills, the penalties and play-calling that sank them, and Fields’ uncertain status heading into week three. We also hit the biggest NFL storylines—five starting QBs injured, Mike McDaniel’s bizarre presser, and the AFC East rivals who just won’t go away. Finally, we preview Jets vs. Bucs and give our predictions (spoiler: they aren’t pretty).

Welcome back to Three Cranky Jets Fans! Joe, Matt, and Alana are here to break down a wild Week 1 as the Jets lose a heartbreaker to the Steelers, 34–32.

We cover it all — the highs, the lows, and the cranky in-betweens:

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Jets vs. Steelers recap: from Fields’ 35-yard dime to Garrett Wilson, to Gipson’s brutal fumble, and Rodgers’ 4-TD day.

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The good: Breece Hall looks back, Quinnen and McDonald bringing pressure, John Simpson protecting his QB.

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The bad: discipline issues, costly penalties, and another game with zero takeaways.

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Noteworthy NFL moments: chaos around the league with ejections, upsets, and statement wins.

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Previewing Jets vs. Bills: Can the Jets slow down Buffalo’s explosive offense after their 41-point comeback win?

💚 Join us as we vent, laugh, and (try to) stay hopeful heading into Week 2.

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In this episode of "Three Cranky Jets Fans," hosts Joe, Matt, and Alana dive into the New York Jets' transformative offseason. With Aaron Glenn taking the helm as head coach and a slew of new signings, including quarterback Justin Fields, the Jets are poised for a fresh start. Join us as we break down the key offseason moves, discuss the impact of these changes, and set our expectations for the 2025 NFL season. Will the Jets' bold decisions pay off on the football field? Tune in to find out!

Highlights:

Aaron Glenn's bold coaching decisions Justin Fields' potential impact on the offense Defensive reinforcements and draft picks Predictions for the Jets' 2025 season

Don't miss this insightful discussion as we gear up for an exciting season of Jets football. Subscribe and follow us for more episodes and updates!

Welcome to another episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans! In this installment, hosts Joe, Trisha, and Matt return to dissect the latest in Jets news after a long hiatus. Despite Trisha's absence due to illness, Joe and Matt dive right in with plenty of hot takes and unfiltered opinions.

In This Episode:
🏈 Super Bowl Reactions:

• Joe shares his thoughts on the recent Super Bowl, where the Eagles delivered an all-out spanking—winning 40-22 over the Chiefs.
• Hear our mixed feelings: happy for the Eagles’ victory, yet we can’t help but wonder what went wrong with the spectacle.
• We also touch on the wild aftermath in Philadelphia and New Orleans, and debate whether Eagles fans took things too far.

💰 Aaron Rodgers News & Jets Salary Cap Woes:

• The Jets face a staggering $49 million cap hit for Aaron Rodgers in 2025—even if he's traded or released.
• We break down the financial implications: from a $14 million hit this year to a looming $35 million dead cap in 2026.
• Discussion on free agency and veteran options, including potential bridges like Tyrod Taylor, the appeal of Justin Fields, and rumors about Kirk Cousins, Sam Darnold, and even Russell Wilson.
• Plus, we look at draft prospects like Jalen Milroe and others, while questioning what all this means for our current roster (with a nod to Quinnen Williams’ growing displeasure).

🤷 Ummmm… What’s Next?

• As we wrap up, we ponder the future of the Jets. With so many questions unanswered, what should fans expect going forward?

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Tune in now and join the conversation as we navigate the rollercoaster that is Jets football!

Episode Description:

The Three Cranky Jets Fans are back from hiatus and ready to dive into all the latest Jets and NFL news! 🏈

In this episode, we cover:
🚨 New Jets Leadership: Breaking down the hires of HC Aaron Glenn and GM Darren Mougey—what they bring to the table and what it means for the future of Gang Green.
🔥 Playoff Recap & Controversies: From questionable calls on Patrick Mahomes to Lamar Jackson’s polarizing performance, we discuss the biggest postseason headlines.
🏆 Super Bowl 59 Preview: It’s Eagles vs. Chiefs—who takes the Lombardi Trophy? We give our predictions and talk about why the NFL world might be sick of Kansas City.

🎧 Listen now and join the conversation! Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us @3CrankyJetsFans for more updates and hot takes.

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The Three Cranky Jets Fans are back with another packed episode! Joe and Matt break down the Jets’ 32-20 win over the Dolphins, highlighted by Aaron Rodgers' impressive 500th career touchdown pass and a solid defensive performance to close the season on a high note.

This week, they also dive into:
🏆 Playoff Picture: Breaking down the AFC and NFC Wild Card matchups.
🎯 Coaching Carousel: Reviewing the Jets' extensive list of HC candidates and sharing predictions on who could lead the team in 2025.
🤔 Key Questions: Who will be the next head coach? How can the Jets take the next step?

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In this week’s episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Trisha, and Matt break down the Jets’ tough loss to the Bills and analyze what’s missing from the team this season. With Aaron Rodgers becoming the most sacked QB in NFL history and questions swirling around Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner, we dive into the key takeaways from another challenging game.

Next, we shift gears to playoff and Super Bowl predictions. Can the Vikings claim the AFC's top seed? Will Saquon Barkley break the all-time rushing record? Plus, we discuss the surprising FBI warning to professional athletes about targeted burglaries.

Next , we preview the Jets’ season finale against the Dolphins. With Miami’s playoff hopes hanging by a thread, can the Jets play spoiler? We share predictions and what to watch for in this pivotal matchup.

Finally, we ring in the New Year with our Jets resolutions and what we hope the organization will commit to in 2025.

Tune in for all this and more as we tackle the highs, lows, and everything in between for Jets Nation. Don’t miss it!

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The Jets are back in the win column! 🟢⚪

In this solo episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe takes the reins to cover:
🏈 A dramatic last-minute win over the Jaguars, featuring Aaron Rodgers, Devante Adams, and a rare interception by Sauce Gardner.
📰 News from around the league, including coaching shake-ups, AFC East updates, and the new Aaron Rodgers documentary.
🔮 A frosty game preview: Can the Jets keep the momentum going against the Rams at MetLife this Sunday?

Don’t miss this quick, no-nonsense recap and preview! 🎧

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Episode Title: Jets Officially Out: Dolphins Recap, AFC East News, and Jaguars Preview

In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Trisha, and Matt react to the Jets’ overtime heartbreak against the Dolphins, officially ending playoff hopes for 2024. From costly mistakes to potential roster shakeups, the team dives into the latest in Jets misery while looking ahead to the Jaguars.

🏈 Game Recap: Jets vs Dolphins

• A fun yet frustrating game that ends with a 32-26 Dolphins victory.
• Key mistakes: Rodgers missing Garrett Wilson, defensive collapse, and baffling clock management.
• Garrett Wilson’s comment about a “losing gene” and what it means for the Jets’ future.
• Jets have lost 7 of 8 games decided by one score—what’s holding this team back?

📰 News & AFC East Highlights

• Bills and Rams engage in a thrilling 44-42 shootout.
• Jets QB ghosts: Geno Smith shines for Seattle, and Sam Darnold throws 5 TDs for the Vikings. Should the Jets consider bringing Darnold back?
• AFC East standings update as playoff pictures become clearer.

🔮 Game Preview: Jets @ Jaguars

• The Jets head to Florida to face a Trevor Lawrence-less Jaguars team.
• With Mac Jones under center for Jacksonville, will the Jets finally pull off a win—or find new ways to lose?
• Predictions: Tight scorelines and another week of hope mixed with inevitable despair.

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Join us for another cathartic therapy session for Jets fans everywhere. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave us a review, and follow us on social media @3crankyJetsFans.

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Until next time… Go other teams! 🚀

In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Trisha, and Matt break down yet another gut-wrenching Jets loss—this time to the Seahawks. From a promising start to a crushing fourth-quarter collapse, the team discusses whether this season has hit rock bottom for Jets fans.

🏈 Game Recap: Jets vs Seahawks

• The Jets jumped out to an early 14-point lead but couldn’t close the deal.
• Is Aaron Rodgers officially past his prime?
• DJ Reed’s explosive tweet at NFL officials: did the refs cost the Jets this game?
• Is this the worst season ever for Jets fans?

📰 AFC East News & NFL Highlights

• The Bills clinch the AFC East and look unstoppable, while Josh Allen enters the MVP race.
• Dolphins and Patriots are struggling alongside the Jets—who will come out on top of the bottom?
• Dirty hit controversy: Texans’ Azeez Al-Shaair’s headshot on Trevor Lawrence—should the NFL hand out a long suspension?

🔮 Game Preview: Jets @ Dolphins

• Two spiraling teams face off in Miami. Can the Jets stop the Dolphins’ explosive home offense?
• Predictions: expect low scores, potential chaos, and a whole lot of frustration.

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Let’s ride this rollercoaster together, Jets fans—don’t let the Jets get you down! 🚀

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