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What on earth happened against Fleetwood? Everyone was shit. We look back at the game and ask the big question: is it time to panic? Nah… maybe?

What’s going on with Kai? What’s happening with Viggo? And with Max’s red card, who’s going to play on the wing? We cover it all in this episode.

Thankfully, we’ve still got United to cheer us up. Surely, that can’t go wrong… right?

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This episode moves at the same pace as the game against Forest. Wow, that was a tough watch — but hey, we got the win in the end!

We look ahead to tonight’s game and take a closer look at Lennart Karl — footballer turned dentist? John has prepared a Bayern quiz for the boys, and as always, there’s a little bit of everything else thrown into the mix.

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The Premier League is back, and somehow, we don’t spend that much time talking about it!

With John away on holiday, fan favourite Pablo returns to the pub — and he’s certainly not holding back when it comes to the City situation.

We’ve got a little ranking, a closer look at Arsenal’s new graphics, and something that might resemble an apology from Jams.

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Episode 51

Ohhh, we’re almost there… this dreadful international break is finally coming to an end. It feels like an eternity since Arsenal last played!

We look back at the latest debacle, discuss Arteta’s new contract, and ask the important question: why isn’t the stadium getting bigger?

Bring back the Premier League!!

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We’re finally here… Episode 50! 🎉

We’re ready to celebrate the big 5-0, and while we probably should be talking about Man City and the 114 charges, we’re saving that one for next week.

So how do we celebrate? Jams has put together a quiz for John and Dan — but that’s not all. We’ve also brought back an old familiar face, as Nico joins us for Episode 50!

A quiz, a returning guest, and 50 episodes of Three Gooners Walk Into a Bar. What more could you ask for?

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Episode 50 is usually a big one… We just forgot it was Episode 50, so we’ll have to save the celebration for next time!

Welcome to Episode 49.5.

And then it finally happened… it couldn’t go on forever. Brighton showed us the way to the guns. It happens! It’s just been a bloody long time since it did.

We break down the Brighton game and John’s glass-half-full mentality, before taking another look at a possibly questionable Arsenal starting XI.

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It’s been a busy week — three games in seven days! We try to make sense of it all, with a closer look at the Villa and Ipswich games.

Speaking of… Max Dowman — OMG! Bruno Guimarães — OMG!

We take a massive detour through Athens and a few other European cities, before getting into Kick In The Dick, some VAR talk, and a shoutout to Jay Bothroyd.

And, of course, Jams is back in the archives for another look at a classic Arsenal starting XI.

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Episode 48!

We break down the Chelsea game and take a closer look at the highlights. Kai was brilliant, Tzolis had a great game, and Bukayo? Absolutely fantastic.

Jams is back in the archives, taking another look at a classic Arsenal starting XI — this time from 2011.

John brings his Kick In The Dick, and finally, it’s time for the most important part of the show:

It’s your round in the bar! 🍻

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John is back from holiday, and what better way to celebrate than by taking a closer look at the slightly frustrating game against Aston Villa — thankfully, we brought the result home.

Arsenal ended the transfer window without an additional attacker, so we discuss whether we should have done more to strengthen our attack.

John has a brand new Kick in The Dick ready, there’s a quick quiz, and we also look ahead to Chelsea next week.

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John is on holiday (again), but thankfully podcast favourite Pablo is ready to step in as a substitute.

We look back at the start of the Premier League season, including the win over Coventry, the Martinelli situation, Tzolis’ role in the squad and Ethan Nwaneri’s future.

As always, we look ahead to Monday’s trip to Aston Villa.

And finally, Pablo takes on the ultimate Blind Ranking challenge — ranking the home, away and third kits without knowing what’s coming next.

That’s it.

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We’re back after a lovely football summer detox and ready — and hopeful — for the upcoming Premier League season.

We kick things off by looking back at our Community Shield win over City, before diving into a whole load of predictions for the season ahead.

Who’s going to shine? Who’s going to disappoint? And just how optimistic are we really?

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Okaaay… are we carrying on, or are we calling it for the summer?

We have the conversation live on the pod and figure out what happens next. Either way, thank you for listening this season — and we’ll see you in August.

Have a great summer!

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

There’s a World Cup on. Fuck it… we’re not watching. At least not yet.

Instead, we’re doing what every football fan does when there are no Arsenal games to obsess over: talking transfers. Lots of transfer talk. Who are we being linked with? Who do we actually want? And does John have any limits whatsoever? (Spoiler: no.)

There’s also a Shout Out, a Kick in The Dick, and all the usual pub nonsense.

That’s it.

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The season is over, and for whatever reason, we just can’t get ourselves excited about the World Cup.

So instead, we’re taking it easy and looking back on the season. We pick our favourite moment, goal, signing, player and even our favourite segment from the podcast.

A fun one, a reflective one, and a chance to celebrate everything that made the season memorable.

And don’t worry — Kick in The Dick is still here.

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It wasn’t our Champions League final. But hey, it happens.

We break down the whole game — the penalties, Raya, the referee, and everything in between. Somehow we also end up talking about Liverpool’s season, because apparently that's where the conversation takes us.

But when all is said and done, we were Premier League champions before the Champions League final, and we’re still Premier League champions after it.

There’s a shoutout, a Kick in The Dick, and we round things off with a quick look at some transfer rumours.

That’s it.

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Bloody hell, the last week has gone fast. We had an absolutely massive title celebration — the pub was completely packed.

We reminisce about an incredible day surrounded by Arsenal fans, the atmosphere, the chaos and everything in between.

Buuuut… we also have to look ahead to the Champions League final.

The quiz is out this week because nobody prepared anything. We finally wrap up the Scottie tabulations… they won’t be coming back.

That’s it.

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We did it. Champions. Premier League winners 25/26. Did that really just happen? Yes. Yes it did.

We break down the entire night at the pub — the emotions, the hype, the friendships, the chaos… the whole show.

There’s a bit of quiz, a bit of tabulations, and a lot of celebrating.

That’s it.

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… and Jams finally speaks again

Okaaay… the season is slowly coming to an end. But what on earth happened in the last 10 minutes against West Ham? Absolute chaos.

We break down all the emotions — the game, the reactions, the panic and the relief. And seriously… David Raya is unbelievable.

It’s been a long season and we’re definitely starting to feel drained, but hopefully it’ll all be worth it in the end.

John has finally found his rhythm with Kick in The Dick, the quiz is inspired by last week’s 10,000 YouTube views, and of course we’ve got the tabulations.

That’s it.

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We’re doing two days in a row at the pub — because we’re still not done celebrating the Champions League semi-final win over Atlético Madrid.

We break down the game and the madness of the past week in football, which has been absolutely wild. There are a few detours along the way — including kimonos, gods and Chuck Norris. We might still be a bit drunk from yesterday.

John needs to sort out his shoutouts, but the quiz was solid. The tabulations are nearing the end — and it’s getting nervy.

That’s it.

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We’re back at the pub on another sunny Wednesday, recording just before the big Champions League semi-final against Atlético. Heads are a bit all over the place.

The season is nearing its end, with just four Premier League games left. We break down the incredibly dull game against Newcastle — thankfully we got the win, but it was a tough watch.

We need to get Viggo firing again, because right now the goals are a bit few and far between.

Of course, we also look ahead to the Atlético clash — the big one.

Luckily, the women still know how to play football.

Kick in The Dick, quiz and tabulations as always.

That’s it.

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