Timeline Earth

It’s time for the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular!

Join us for conversations about safety coffins, Halloween candy, ghostly panics, Black Easter, Blackbeard, and much more. We’ve also got a Mystery Babylon quiz to put Car and Paz to the test!

Special thanks to Car, Paz, Aaron, Lee, Hoss, Dune, Jay, and Titus for joining us and helping make this year’s Halloween Spooktacular possible!

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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On this episode, we discuss the life of a lady.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/14/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode, we discuss our lack of knowledge about pirates.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/7/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we discuss getting bigger.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/15/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we discuss a notable threepeat

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/2/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode, we discuss the power of melanation.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/4/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

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On this episode, we discuss the changing times.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/29/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we discuss the homeless and feeling homeless.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (X/X/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

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On this episode, we eulogize a friend of the show now passed.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/15/2026)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, we discuss some famous Catholics.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/10/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

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On this episode, Carcampit and Bird explore the wonders of nature.

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