Turtle Time

Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 4) - "Tea Around Town". (9:45)

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On this Patreon exclusive, Amy and Riley look back on the scandal that changed all of our lives forever.

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Amy and Riley squeeze the last drop of orange juice out of the season 20 finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County - "A Shiny Toy No One Wants to Play With". (04:10)

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Amy and Riley are vying for the center snowflake as they discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 7) - "That's Not a Thing". (11:00)

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Amy and Riley take a big new bite out of the Big Apple on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 8) - "The Popcorn Princess". (10:15)

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Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 3) - "Talk About Stacey!". (19:05)

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Amy and Riley squeeze all of the remaining juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 16) - "Jen Pawndranti". (7:10)

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Amy and Riley are cooking a huge meal in the Gossip Kitchen as they discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 6) - "Let Mary Down". (18:30)

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*Note: This episode contains major spoilers for the film, You Can See Everything*

Amy and Riley begin this episode by having a frank and raw discussion about Lance Oppenheim and Nathan Fielder's new film, You Can See Everything, and we spoil it like a glass of milk left out overnight. (06:00 - 42:00)

We also reference the film but don't spoil it that much as we swarm over to Moskito Island one last time to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 7) - "Erika's Hidden Talent". (42:00)

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Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 2) - "Captain Nohab". (21:35)

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On this Patreon exclusive that is worth paying a lot of money for, Amy and Riley dissect Ken Todd's infamous reaction to the news that Tom Sandoval had Raquel over when Ariana was away in the jacuzzi as well. From our discussion of Vanderpump Rules (season 10, episode 13) - "Lady and the Glamp".

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Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 15) - "The Demon". (7:45)

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Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 5) - "The Golden Ratio of Aesthetics". (17:25)

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Amy and Riley swarm over to Moskito Island to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 6) - "The Most Dangerous Game".

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Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap the season 11 premiere of The Real Housewives of Potomac - "We're Off to See the Wizards". (09:55)

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On this Patreon exclusive that is worth paying a lot of money for, Amy and Riley discuss the most infamous bar in West Hollywood, The Abbey. From our discussion of Vanderpump Rules (season 10, episode 12) - "Beach Don't Kill My Vibe".

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Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 14) - "Fleckless".

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Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 4) - "The Antique Vibrator Museum".

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Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 12 trailer and then swarm over to Moskito Island to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 5) - "(I Left My Heart) on Moskito Island".

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We proudly present an extremely scary, abridged version of our discussion of the film, The Conjuring.

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