Podcast

Two Idiot Girls

Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for?

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#18
Episodes
257
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
59 min
On air since
2021
Latest episode
19 hours ago

Episodes

257 episodes, newest first

  1. S6 E44: No One Cares Unless We're Harley Quinn ???

    Season 6, Episode 44

    Show notes

    hiiii lil bb freaks!!! this week we had so many zoomies to catch y'all up on! in this episode Drew shares her disappointment in our beloved "Great British Baking Show" this season, Deison recaps her thoughts on her favorites in RHOSLC, and both of us share our thoughts on common halloween costumes!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

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    56 min
  2. S6 E43: Guys It's Time to Lock Into Ateez with Us ???

    Season 6, Episode 43

    Show notes

    iii CHATTTT! happy end of halloween !!! we're the Stabbington Brothers from "tangled"....or at least we tried girl IDK this week we shared 12 billion zoomies with y'all ON THE ROADDD! in this episode we shared our honest thoughts about Ateez's new single "Drip" (we're obsessed), our most recent halloween costumes & excursions, and our thoughts on "influencer" parties and such!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    Thank you to this week's sponsor!

    Right now you can get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at https://www.LolaBlankets.com with code twoidiotgirls !!!

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min
  3. S6 E42: What to Do When You Black Out Dressed as Count Orlock ???

    Season 6, Episode 42

    Show notes

    hiiii bb freaks!!! another happy halloween one for y'all where we giggle over more of y'all's embarrassing halloween stories! in this episode we talked about Drew's current gripe with the newest season of GBBO, how we'd get away with being sexy Velma at work, and the best way to announce your engagement at work when you want attention!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

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    59 min
  4. S6 E41: When Your Mom Interrogates Everyone at the Halloween Party ???

    Season 6, Episode 41

    Show notes

    hellooo CHATTT!! happy halloweeeeen part 2! this week we had y'all send in your most embarrassing halloween stories and wow...that was something! in this episode we talk about how we'd recover if we fell in the pool at a halloween party, what to do when you fall so hard your wiglet falls off, and Drew shares how she recovered her beloved fan at the emmys red carpet!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min
  5. S6 E40: White People Love Sushi Dates & a Little Black Dress ???

    Season 6, Episode 40

    Show notes

    hiiiii lil bb freaks!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!! for our first halloween episode we're dressed as Ser Duncan the Tall & Aeg from "Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"! this week we had a billion zoomies we wanted to share with you! in this episode we talk about Drew's final thoughts on "The Love Hypothesis", why Deison is tired of enemies to lovers storylines, and we both share our thoughts on "Crew Girl" and like...what's even going on there I guess???

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  6. S6 E39: Us When We Knock Out a T-Rex with a Mallet ???

    Episode 39

    Show notes

    hiiiiii CHAT!!! this week we had 12 billion zoomies to share with y'all! in this episode we recapped our family vacation to Orlando with the Broski family!, our thoughts on the one man vs. 1 chimp argument that's on TikTok right now, and we recapped our final reaction to the movie "The End of Oak Street"!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min
  7. S6 E38: Face Shaving Routines & Cutie Life Catchup Q&A !!!

    Episode 38

    Show notes

    hiiiii freakssss!!! this week we wanted to do a Q&A catchup with you all since we had banked so many episodes in a row last month! in this episode Drew talks about how her dogs were included in her wedding, Deison talks about the newest lesbian fiction book she's currently reading, and Drew addresses the elephant in the room (her eyebrow...)

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 3 min
  8. S6 E37: Does Drew Think Gojo & Geto Were in Love ???

    Episode 37

    Show notes

    hiiii CHAT! we've been gone for so long we wanted to catch y'all up with some zoomies! in this episode Drew shares her thoughts now that she's finally caught up on JJK, Deison catches Drew up on SLOMW, and we both share how beautiful and sweet Drew's wedding was!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Book now at https://Booking.com!

    Machine Washable Rugs, Made Better. For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping at https://tumbleliving.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS #Tumble #ad

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min
  9. S6 E36: He Cooked Me Dinner & Slapped My Belly ???

    Episode 36

    Show notes

    hiiiiiii freakssss!! this week we cackled over more of the most embarrassing things y'all did for your crushes this year! in this episode we talked about what to do when your crush asks you to watch them work out, why you shouldn't choose a college according to where your crush is going, and how we'd react if a man tried to slap our bellies ???

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

    Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
  10. S6 E35: Hickeys on Your Face at Graduation ???

    Episode 35

    Show notes

    hiiii CHATTT! this week we had a new topic and asked y'all to send in the most embarrassing things you've done for a crush this year! in this episode we talked about pretending to like WWE for a man :( , what to do when your crush likes EDM music, and Deison shares how she likes football at the moment ! (but also not really)!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod

    Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod

    Start your free trial at https://shopify.com/twoidiotgirls

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    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 6 min
  11. S6 E34: 1 Ply Toilet Paper & a Marker Poop ???

    Episode 34

    Show notes

    hiiiii CHATTTT! this week we shared some of Drew's wedding details & giggled over y'all's favorite things to buy! in this episode we talked about Drew's amazing wedding planners, Deison's experience with loose tampons, and what we'd do if a mistress was using our Ninja air fryer!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min
  12. S6 E33: When You Get Cucked at Build A Bear ???

    Episode 33

    Show notes

    hii CHATTTTT! this week we asked y'all to send us your favorite fun and silly things that are worth the money! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent Build a Bear experience, why Deison loves her amc a list membership, and why pets are always worth the money!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod

    Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

    Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).

    Book now at Booking.com!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min
  13. S6 E32: Our Most Serious Episode

    Episode 32

    Show notes

    hi chat - this episode is very different from our usual stuff. we love and appreciate you all very very much <3

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    51 min
  14. S6 E31: How Drew Would Use Her Domain Expansion ???

    Episode 31

    Show notes

    hiiiiii freaksss !!!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! Deison recaps how she's the first person in the entire world to finish run 5.5 miles without stopping, Drew shares her final thoughts after finishing "The Pursuit of Jade", and Drew shares what her hand gesture would be when enacting her domain expansion!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod

    Book now at Booking.com!

    Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 13 min
  15. S6 E30: Why Drew Thinks JJK & Kung Fu Panda are Similar ???

    Episode 30

    Show notes

    hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we had more zoomies & "gardening" questions to answer for y'all! in this episode we talked about our favorite desserts, how Drew will be venturing into the world of JJK very soon, and we explain (incorrectly I'm sure) the difference between amusement parks vs. theme parks!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

    Book now at Booking.com!

    Right now, save 25% on your first order at https://zazzle.com!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min
  16. S6 E29: What Celebrity Gives Us the Ick and More ???

    Episode 29

    Show notes

    hellooo CHATTT!!! this week we answered more questions y'all asked us after we've "gardened!" in this episode we loosely talk about Drew & Pili's joint bachelor/bachelorette party, why Drew loves to send Olivia Rodrigo songs to the people she loves, and how Drew takes her contacts out with long nails!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

    FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

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    Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

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    59 min
  17. S6 E28: How We'd Detect Our Evil Clones ???

    Episode 28

    Show notes

    hiiiii freaks! this week we had plenty of zoomies again & also answered some of y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's new favorite show "The Pursuit of Jade", why Deison wants to live in "Animal Crossing", and how we'd be able to detect if our evil clone was there or not!

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    54 min
  18. S6 E27: Smiley Miley and Swallowing Hot Stones in Love Island

    Episode 27

    Show notes

    hiiii CHATTT!!! this week we had plenty of zoomies to share - once again! in this episode we talked about how Drew would respond at a recoupling if a man just said "i love that she always puts me above herself" WAT, Deison shares her review of "Minions and Monsters", and how it feels when "we're just being Miley" !

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    1 hr 13 min
  19. S6 E26: How to Spot an Incel in the Love Island Villa ???

    Episode 26

    Show notes

    helloooo little tiny freaksss!! this week we had SO much to catch up with y'all on! in this episode Deison talks about her fun cutie trip to Seattle, we talk about all the victimization we've seen the red pilled men in Love Island have been OOZING, and Drew recaps her unreal experience with finishing her first KDrama "The Perfect Crown" !

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    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

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    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

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    1 hr 45 min
  20. S6 E25: Y'all Are Sucking Toes in the Love Island Villa ???

    Episode 25

    Show notes

    hellooooo freaks!! this week we had some housekeeping and zoomies to share with y'all. in this episode we talked about some personal updates, Drew's experience watching Casa Amore, and Deison recaps the princess challenge from Love Island S8 for Drew!

    COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

    Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

    TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

    Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

    TICKET LINK:

    https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

    Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

    https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

    DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

    For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

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    1 hr 11 min