Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we are discussing one of the very last Halloween films in the franchise that we haven't already covered, the fifth movie, "The Revenge of Michael Myers." Special topics for your consideration include: more grown ass teenagers, a really dookie-looking Michael, not letting Loomis anywhere near a child, this movie presupposing that you have also seen the one before it and somehow the one after it, and dangerous white water rafting.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month it's "Goldfinger." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Hey, no new episode this week so here is a classic from the the first year of the podcast. Enjoy Neon Maniacs!

In this week's episode, we're doing a little weird orphan stuff with the 2007 supernatural horror film "The Orphanage." Special topics for your consideration include: rallying around the family with a pocketful of seashells, useless husbands, lifelong glasses, confusing parenting choices, and Catholic raps.

Like orphan-themed horror? May we recommend Episodes 395 and 399, the "Orphan" franchise?

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month it's "Goldfinger." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing a very serious treatise on the roles of politics, religion, and generalized Authority in our society with the 1981 film "Evilspeak." Just kidding, it's garbage. Special topics for your consideration include: Clint Howard and his teeth, Luca Brasi the pro wrestler, tits and butts, hog rage, and being a pervy baddie bitch.

1981 was a great year for cinema. My favorite episodes that we have recorded for 1981 films are Episode 41- "The Last Shark" and Episode 305 - "My Bloody Valentine."

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month it's "Goldfinger." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are still working on our cultural relevance by covering another fantastic film from 2026, the Damian McCarthy film "Hokum." Special topics for your consideration include, the body of Adam Scott's work, a deep and abiding kove of folklore, searching the medicine cabinet, children's television performers, just a little bit of tripping, and very bad movies.

Yinz like this guy's work? We loved "Oddity." It's Episode 496.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in the James Bonds series. That's his name, right? We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're going down a very silly path with the 1989 comedy/horror film "C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D." Honestly it's hard to believe it's real. Special topics for your consideration include: a shocking comparison to a film we reference too regularly, being a professional hater, weird swimwear, exercise motivation, and sassy children.

Hey we did these movies in order! We covered the original in Episode 253.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in the James Bonds series. That's his name, right? We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the deeply feminist film "The Descent Part Two." Special topics for your consideration include: toilet usage, rampant misandry, a unwilling Nokia sponsorship, bad cops, and shitty baseball geography.

It's been AGES since we covered the original back in Episode 116. That was 2017, babies!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in a genre chosen by Ambulance. Allen Ambulance. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing the date movie of the summer with the 2026 film obsession. Are we able to make jokes out of this? I'm not sure, but we're gonna try!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in a genre chosen by Ambulance. Allen Ambulance. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Due to an act of nature we were unable to record this week. Everyone is fine, but you won't be able to hear on thoughts on Obsession until next Monday. In the mean time, we bring you the complete Titanic saga from the Covid times when we lost our gotdamned minds. We hope you enjoy this return to simpler times when the world was collapsing. Is it still? Maybe. But we still got each other. Be good to yourselves & those around you. See you next week.

What happens when we are both banned from picking movies? Guess we'll find out next week. This week, however, we are discussing the absolutely inane millennial sequel, "Final Destination 2." Special topics for your consideration include: putting Tony Todd under a bushel, total shitass friends, making babies with a cop (ew), several Devon Sawas, the nature of pigeons, and the most convoluted of plot devices one could imagine.

Of course we've covered 1 and 3! They are Episodes 99 and 382, respectively.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, incluidng this month's entry, "The One." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Hoo boy. In this week's episode, we're discussing why on earth Lee Cronin had to put his whole ass name on this movie (wrong answers only). Special topics for your consideration include: bad momming, stereotypical scarabs, ancient languages, claw machine games, and toenail shit.

Want to hear us discuss some other Mummy films? We've got Episodes 207, 485, and 547.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, incluidng this month's entry, "The One." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're mourning the loss of a real one in Sam Neill with the 1981 body horror/psychological thriller "Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: synthwave, sitting perpendicular, ass-kicking chefs, bananas up for grabs, and Cincinnati.

This one reminded me a lot of my favorite David Cronenberg movie, "The Brood." It's Episode 177.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, and if you get in now, you can vote for this month's movie. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Listen yinz, if you are one of those people who feels compelled to leave a poor review for us on Apple Podcasts because we are being too political, you may want to sit this week's episode out. We are discussing the 2020 film "The Hunt," and special topics for your consideration include: deplorables, white elites, Pizzagate, "Mallrats," and some actors we really really like.

We've been on a hot streak of movies in which people are hunted, so just go back and listen to some of the episodes from the last month to enjoy this genre!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, and if you get in now, you can vote for this month's movie. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Babies, we're on vacation this week! You know who isn't on vacation? Ice-T. He's being hunted for sport in "Surviving the Game."

In this week's episode, we are discussing the granddaddy of all gore and splatter films: the 1963 Herschell Gordon Lewis movie "Blood Feast." What a goddamn delight. Special topics for your consideration include: the study of Egyptology, a confusing timeline, never really having to learn about characters, sneaking up on someone in the flat ground, and r/whybrows.

Interested in some other bananas 1960s horror? May I recommend one of my favorites, Episode 123- "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including our most recent episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" which is a batshit pleasure of a film. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

ifyou feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

Guys, before we begin, I need you to know that this is all Allen's fault. This week we're discussing the 2026 film "Faces of Death." Film is a loose descriptor. Special topics for your consideration include: what the kids are on these days, lake life, Budd Dwyer, shitty documentaries, and student films.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the sequel to a movie that we absolutely adored-- it's the 2026 film "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable cavalcade of beloved stars, shirtless men, the real Satanists, "Warriors"-esque factions, great names for cats, and fuckin golf carts.

Did you miss us discussing the first film in the series? It's Episode 371.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are discussing a film chosen for its dubious honor of having an actual 0% on Rotten Tomatoes after release (don't worry, it's up to 9% now!): the 2026 movie "Psycho Killer." Special topics for your consideration include: the shoddiest of police work, using a vocoder in your day-to-day, hand tattoo placement, Pennsylvania lore, and the work of a private detective.

I dunno, maybe watch "Se7en" instead? It's Episode 251.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously we have the best EMTs, hands down.

In this week's episode, we are going back to a comfortable and safe space for us, the 1980s slasher, to discuss the film "Hell Night." Special topics for your consideration include: Linda Blair's coke habit, the Van Patton boy, confusion over the number of corpses, confusion over a beheading, confusion about a general plot, and Rick James.

Want my advice? Go with Episode 192- "Night of the Demons" or Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" instead. Those at least have tits!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Hey EMTs, we took a vacation this week so we're leaving you with our most recent action movie episode, "Lady Bloodfight." It's the 5th film in the "Bloodsport" franchise and it is terrible, but it's a whole lot of fun to talk about. If you want more of our scintillating conversation about action movies, head on over to patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Outherwise we'll catch you next week!