WrestleCream.

CREAMERS! IT'S THE HALLOWEEN EDITION OF WRESTLECREAM, AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED.. WAIT THAT WAS FROM.. FORGET IT. ANY WHO, GUESS WHAT? OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS ARE VERY CELEBRATORY ABOUT HALLOWEEN. DID THEY DRESS UP AGAIN? NO, HJ FORGOT . BUT WHAT THEY LACK IN COSTUMES, THEY MAKE UP FOR IN CHUTZPAH! HAPPY HALLOWEEN LOVE YOUUUUU!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA CREAMSTERS! CREAMERS, WHATEVER. Anyways so on this tastey lil eppy out beautiful boys create an army of frankencream's wrestlers! it's gonna pop your top off, for crying out loud!

what up Creamers? on this episode, the boys play the hits... so... it's a lot of fun still, don't you worry your pretty little butt. special thanks to TimeCo and their latest product the FastFlush for sponsoring this week's episode!

SUP CREAMERS? YOU KNOW HOW LIKE, WRESTLETALK AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CONTENT PEOPLE DO THOSE VIDEOS WHERE THEY'RE ALL LIKE "POP THIS BALLOON WHEN YOU HEAR A BETTER WRESTLER THAN BRET HART" OR LIKE, "SPEAK WHEN YOU HEAR A BIGGER MOMENT THAN DANIEL BRYAN WINNING THE TITLES AT MANIA 30" OR WHATEVER? WELL OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS... THEY DID THAT TYPE OF THAAANG. BUT THEY DID IT WRESTLECREAM STYLE BAAAABBYYYYYYY

AAYYYY CREAMERS! on this delicious in your tum tum episode, our beloved beautiful boys play a lil game of Plane Ride From Heaven..

Creammmmeeerrrrsssss our boys are back in town and they're catching up with each other after several weeks of ghosting one another for no good reason!!

ayoooo Creamers! out beloved beautiful boys were captured by some sort of Time God and placed in a prison where time moves backwards. so the show you know and love, this week is in reverse!!

ayyy Creamers!!! you know what time it is!! this week, Sammy Daddy had to pull a solo Sammy power hour because old "Hot" Joe was on a camping trip, during wildfires which caused the air quality to dip below the rest of the entire world!!! anywho, Sammy Daddy is gonna learn ya something. just which WWE midcard title is the best path to the world title!?

OMG OMG OMG OMG Guess what? you're right! did you only know because of the title of the episode? mmmm. ok, i believe you.
anyways, as you just said outloud to yourself, it's the Shark's Week special! our boys are gonna save Shark's Week AND save pro-wrestling as we know it! and as is tradition, they're going to tell you just who is.... the Shark's Week Sharks of the Week!!!!!!

CREAMERS, IS THAT YOU? OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SEEING YOUR FACE! I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER! SINCE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, BREATHING, DANCING, ETC. I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY INVITE YOU TO THIS WEEK'S EPPY WHERE OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS PLAY A LIL GAME OF "CREAM" "OR" "SCREAM". YOU'LL LIKE IT, I BET.

yo, creamers! it's time to get down to brass tacks. the anniversary of Eric Bischoff joining WWF and being the GM of their TV series "Monday Night Raw" is this week! that sure was something, wasn't in? seemed impossible. well, our beautiful boys and WrestleWrugs (also a beautiful boy) are going to book other so-called impossible scenarios in the world of wrestling!

SUP creamers? on this episode with which is super tastey, our beautiful boys decide which pro-wrestlers would succeed and which would fail and doing Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville style stunts! get in while the getting is uhh ya know, listen to this episode, for fun.

SUP LIL CREAMERS? ON THIS MMMM SO GOOD EPISODE OF WRASSLECRAM, OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS DETERMINE THE SCENTS AND SMELLS OF PRO WRESTLING, AS THEY CREATE THEIR VERY OWN PRO WRESTLING CAR AIR FRESHENERS!!

ON THIS TASTEY LIL EPPY OF YOUR FAVORITE PRO WRESTLING PODDY, OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS SHOOT THE SPIT WITH PRO WRESTLER AND PROFESSIONAL BRADLEY COOPER LOOK-ALIKE WES BARKLEY!!

on this delicious episode of mmmmmmm Wrestle uhhhhhhhhh Cream ... our beautiful boys conceptualize a theme park based on pro wrestling! strap in and get ready for the ride of your life!

Sup lil' Creamies? on this tastey treat of an episode of WrestleCream, our beautiful boys have a special guest.. the one and only Joe Panther the 3rd!!!
and he is interviewing famous pro-wrestling tag teams....' spirits as they take over the bodies of our best boys!

SUP CREAMERS? ON THIS DELICIOUS MMM SO TASTEY EPISODE, OUR BELOVED BEAUTIFUL BOYS ARE JOINED WITH ROMANCE AUTHOR AND PRO-WRESTLING PAINTER STELLA SHELTON! AND AS A 3 PERSON UNIT, THEY TELL THE ZESTIEST STORIES ABOUT AEW'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST!

CREAMERS! in these modern wrestling times, WWE has been adding ads to silly lil places. "this table crash is brought to you by Slim's Jim!" blah blah, yeah alright. corporate logos on the ring, sponsors' logos on the merch. but what if i were to tell you, adding more advertisements would actually improve the product? how? "Hot" Joe and Sammy Daddy are about to learn ya how.

sup Creamers? heeeellllllll yeah, it's time to hear which wrestlers our boys would want in their blizzunt rotation and which wrestlers they'd be like "nah man. beat it!" to. like, leave, not beat it as in.. you know. anyways happy belated 4/20 to you and your kin.

Bonjour CREAMERS!!! Oui get another tastey lil eppy today, from our beautiful

les garçons! those little guys are taking each singles champion from WWE and from AEW and guess what they're doing with them? go'n guess! ughh no, are you being serious? no, they're renaming the champions with American Gladiator style names ie blade, laser.... blazer. you won't want to miss this, so help me god.