Podcast

Your Stupid Opinions

Comedy, News

Two comedians, James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman, explore the most opinionated part of the internet.. the reviews section! Each week, we find the comedy and absurdity in reviews of anything and everything. No matter what -- these reviews will be passionate, and probably pretty stupid!

Comedy chart
#113
Episodes
166
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 11 min
On air since
2023
Latest episode
1 day ago

Episodes

166 episodes, newest first

  1. Mermaids Should Get Better Tips, No Laughing Matter, Don't You Change That Channel

    Episode 165

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a comedy club, where the terrible service seems to ruin any chance people may have to enjoy the shows. A fast food chicken chain, where they may change what you're watching to put the Cowboys game on, which may cause rioting. A old school bar, where the bartenders have attitudes, and mermaids swim in tanks, while you drink & much more!!

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    1 hr 12 min
  2. Halloween Park Owner Horrors, Costumed Stalkers, Stupid Massages

    Episode 164

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Halloween scare park, where despite the complaints, the owner makes aggressive, self satisfied & hilarious responses. A seasonal Halloween store, where customers are stalked by grown people, dressed as ketchup. A spa, where people are supposed to be relaxed, but end up calling the whole thing "stupid" & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 12 min
  3. A Royal Disappointment, Owner Response Horrors, Battle Of The Curly Hairs

    Episode 163

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hawaiian castle, that leaves some people disappointed in the fact that it isn't very castle-like. A Halloween scare park, where the owner responds to EVERY negative review. A grocery store, where you may have to forcefully drag your cart, all the way to your car & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

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    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 12 min
  4. Scare Park Confrontations, Redneck Bar Complaints, Just Pee Anywhere

    Episode 162

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a haunted "scream park", where people claim that the scariest thing about it is when an actor spits on you. A well known "redneck bar", where the smoke is thick, and the liquor doesn't always flow with the beer. A local park in Utah, where people tend to find their own bathroom spots, and needles cover the ground like snowfall & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

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    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 12 min
  5. Castle Meh, Special Treatment Needed, The Angriest Stoners Around

    Episode 161

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an American castle that seems extraordinary, but leaves people feeling underwhelmed & irritated. A Walgreens that seems to hate everyone equally. Whether you have a stroke, or a Purple Heart. A Dutch weed/coffee shop, where the budtenders seem to be anything but laid stoners, and may have the most aggressive hat policy ever implemented & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 12 min
  6. Shakedown Buffet, Totally Garbage Service, The Thief You know

    Episode 160

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for tourist trap buffet, where the price seems like a bargain, but the food isn't what it should be, and water costs as much as it does at the airport. A garbage collection company that leaves people yelling at trucks, that are driving away from them, while wallowing in garbage. A parking lot with a VERY specific thief, running around & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 12 min
  7. Ancient Is Too Old, Risky Fish Business, Garbage Service

    Episode 159

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum that houses ancient artifacts that were once covered in lava, leading to complaints of items not being in perfect condition, and a strange picture taking policy. Az fish market, where people claim to get the old "fish switch" pulled on them, plus crab legs that would drive a pack of stray cats away. A garbage company that seems to forget one thing; to actually pick up the garbage & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 11 min
  8. Bowling Blues, Sneaky Smoothie Makers, Goldilocks In Florida

    Episode 158

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a bowling alley, where people are serious about their bowling, and say they're scared when the bartender takes a sip of the customer's drink. A smoothie place, where they say that employees take your smoothie in the back for minutes at a time, then laugh when they hand it to you. A water park, where people take a real Goldilocks approach to water temperature & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 8 min
  9. Majestic Beauty Crybabies, Egg McStabbing, Pool Surface Problems

    Episode 157

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a majestic national park that some people can't seem to enjoy, with complaints ranging from "not enough bears", all the way to "there are too many bears". A water park, where the pools seem to have a familar problem with sufaces coming off, not to mention, adults blasting kids off of slides. We finish the reviews for the world famous Murder McDonald's, where a side of terror comes with every meal & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 13 min
  10. The Murder McDonald's, Yogi Bear Status, Hot Cheeto Robbery

    Episode 156

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's location, that happens to be world famous for its nickname "The Murder McDonald's". A campground, which seems to be more of a trailer park, and has even lost the coveted "Yogi Bear Status" that made it desireable. A liquor store, where the gangsters side eye your arrival, and the store may charge you based on more of a vibe, than set pricing & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 10 min
  11. Apple Genius Anger, Haircuts & Tears, Art Of The (Nude) Dance

    Episode 155

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an Apple Store location, where the main solution seems to be to leave the store & do everything online, and people are offended by the term "genius". A hair salon for kids, where the employees seem to have little patience for kids, but even less for the parents. A "gentleman's club", where people claim to get robbed by the dancers, but have appreciation for the art of it all & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 11 min
  12. Undercover Fast Food Spy, Foreign Toilet Sign Outrage, Backwards Cap & A Bob

    Episode 154

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hardee's fast food restaurant, with "crunchy" floors, and weed smoking employees. An art gallery in New Zealand, where they will actually wrestle the balloon from a 3 year old's grip. An store in upstate New York, that is an area staple, but seems to be falling short, with an employee that you may consider an "opp" & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 10 min
  13. Pregnant Home Improvement Fight Club, More Poop Than Park, Eating In The Rain

    Episode 153

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Home Depot, where the employees seem to either ignore people, or try to fight pregnant customers. A children's museum, where the parents are angry at the admission fee for adults, when there's nothing for grown ups to do. A large waterfront public park, where the bathrooms contain the most unspeakable horrors, ever & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

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    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 10 min
  14. Radiation Roaches, Not Cheers, Stranded In The USA

    Episode 152

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a West Virginia bar, where everybody doesn't know your name, but there is something very specific in the water. An Australian motel, where your bathroom doesn't quite stay in your bathroom, and people claim to see roaches as big as their hand. An RV rental center, that doesn't seem to deliver on that sense of freedom, but does seem to deliver on frustrating customer service, while you wait on the side of the road & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 11 min
  15. Water Wars, Alleged Chicken Problems, Outback In The City

    Episode 151

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a water park that seems to be mainly famous for being one of the worst rated, in the United States. A fried chicken restaurant, where the reviews seem to be a little more personal, and the chicken is either perfect, or terrible. An Australian motel, where bloody items are found, and the mice keep away the kangaroos & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

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    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 10 min
  16. A Generic Looking Soccer Hero, The Walking Office Dead, Worst Rated Water Park

    Episode 150

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the personal museum of one the world's great soccer star, featuring what may be replica trophies, and not much else. Except for the million statues, that don't look anything like him. A federal government office, where the strategy seems to be that if they can crush your spirit enough, you'll just give up & leave. The "worst rated water park in America", where the stairs are rusty, and the diapers float free!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 12 min
  17. Fish Beater Bat, Ball Pit Of Despair, Don't Be Rude To Grandma

    Episode 149

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a laundromat & dry cleaner in Ireland, where your whites may end up pink & you will be left searching for that one missing sock. A product made for checking truck tires, but can also be used to beat your husband half to death. A trampoline center, where the babies wander free, the blood spatter tells a srory & the snack bar server will mock you. A gas station, where an attendent provides the service of uncomfortably staring at you & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 10 min
  18. Toddler Dodgeball, The Great Crusty Unknown, Historical Whining

    Episode 148

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a trampoline center, where you're not really allowed to do trampoline things, and yopur small children may be pelted with dodgeballs by teenagers. A historical site on a beautiful Italian hillside, where people are upset that the entry is free, and think there should be a gift shop. A movie theater where you hope that sticky stuff on your seat is soda, and the staff will take discipline your children for you & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 11 min
  19. "Expect Less!", Revenge Of The Mystery Stain, The No Sale Store

    Episode 147

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Ross: Dress For Less store, that seems like a dystopian nightmare, but at least we come up with a more honest slogan for the entire chain. A movie theater, where you can't wait for the lights to go down, not because you want to see the movie, but because you don't want to be able to see the mystery stains on your seats. A liquor store, where they don't seem to want you to make expensive purchases & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 13 min
  20. Unconstitutional Liquor, More Flies Than Bowling Pins, We Break It-You Buy It

    Episode 146

    Show notes

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs. & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the constitution" & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

    Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

    Dont forget to rate & review!!

    Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

    Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

    1 hr 13 min