Podcast

Election Profit Makers

Comedy, News, Politics

A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.

Episodes
390
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
55 min
On air since
2016
Latest episode
1 day ago

Episodes

390 episodes, newest first

  1. Episode 390: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Dopesmoker Commentary Track

    Show notes

    Take a break from worrying about the midterms and enjoy Jon and David's commentary on Sleep's DOPESMOKER, the best hour-long marijuana-themed heavy-metal song ever recorded. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon!

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    4 min
  2. Episode 389: Where Is The October Surprise?

    Show notes

    Jon offers some very specific basketball analogies for next week's midterms. David girds his loins for Cheesecake Factory discourse.

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    54 min
  3. Episode 388: Two Weeks Out From The Midterms: Our Experts Weigh In

    Show notes

    Jon updates the EPM Index for the midterms. David celebrates nonstop pain at the pump.

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    55 min
  4. Episode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express"

    Show notes

    David pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle's memoir. Jon reviews Digger.

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    56 min
  5. Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)

    Show notes

    David gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger.

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    Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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    58 min
  6. Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human

    Show notes

    Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams.

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    49 min
  7. Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!

    Show notes

    Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world.

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    57 min
  8. Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.

    Show notes

    Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.

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    GET YOUR WAR ON 25th ANNIVERSARY SHOW: http://bit.ly/getyourwaron25

    Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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    58 min
  9. Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)

    Show notes

    Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.

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    54 min
  10. Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes

    Show notes

    Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

    3 min
  11. Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?

    Show notes

    Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids.

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    57 min
  12. Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy

    Show notes

    David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.

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    54 min
  13. Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?

    Show notes

    Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

    4 min
  14. Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter

    Show notes

    David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.

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    57 min
  15. Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections

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    57 min
  16. Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe

    Show notes

    This is our last episode until the midterms!

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    55 min
  17. Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents

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    Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.

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    57 min
  18. Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14

    Show notes

    Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.

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    57 min
  19. Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes

    Show notes

    David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.

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    55 min
  20. Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices

    Show notes

    David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.

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    56 min