Podcast

Help I Sexted My Boss

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.

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Episodes
717
Releases
Twice a week
Typical length
42 min
On air since
2018
Latest episode
20 hours ago

Episodes

717 episodes, newest first

  1. Help His Mum’s Scent Is A Turn On | And It’s Bath Season

    Season 2026, Episode 87

    Show notes

    As the nights get colder, Jordan North and William Hanson get stuck into some bath-related chat, leading to one very important question… DO BALLS FLOAT IN THE BATH? William is also back from a glitzy trip to Tinseltown, where he’s made a rather unusual but VERY famous friend.

    Plus, the Dilemma Daddies tackle your burning questions, including what to do when your boyfriend is turned on by his mum’s scent, and just how old your dating profile pictures can actually be.

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    49 min
  2. We’re In A Haunted House! | And William's Spooky Story

    Season 2026, Episode 86

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    William and Jordan don’t need any excuse to have the willies put up them, so when we suggested taking them to a haunted house for a Halloween spesh, they were thrilled! That thrill doesn’t last for long, however, as the reality of spending the evening in one of the most haunted houses in London all too quickly dawns on them...

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    30 min
  3. Help I Hooked Up With Her Dad | And Halloween Dress Codes

    Season 2026, Episode 85

    Show notes

    After Jordan proclaims to have discovered ‘sound bars’, William has a revelation of his own to admit that will, for once, have us asking - “Has he changed?”

    The boys also tackle your dilemmas on finding nits in your beard and how to tell your coworker you’ve been naughty with their dad.

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    46 min
  4. Sexted Spelling Bee And Jordan’s Weekend Candle

    Season 2026, Episode 84

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    Things get SAVAGE in today’s episode as Jordan North and William Hanson go head to head in a Sexted-style spelling bee - but who will come out victorious? We also discover Jordan’s latest weekend obsession.

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    36 min
  5. Help There’s An Old Man Watching | And William's Coffee Whinge

    Season 2026, Episode 83

    Show notes

    After Jordan falls asleep in a meeting, William has his own bone to pick with feeling tired and filter coffee! The boys also decide which one of them is the most assertive and help with a dilemma involving an unexpected audience in the bedroom.

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    42 min
  6. Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy

    Season 2026, Episode 82

    Show notes

    Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems.

    But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy.

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    34 min
  7. Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding

    Season 2026, Episode 81

    Show notes

    William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better than any aftershave money can buy.

    Plus, the boys tackle your burning dilemmas, including delivery drivers doing a poo, whether you should surrender your bed to a guest, and oral explorations of untraditonal zones.

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    42 min
  8. Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery

    Season 2026, Episode 80

    Show notes

    After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato.

    And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the surprisingly heated topic of their MOST HATED cutlery. Plus, there’s a shocking revelation that William Hanson does not own a TIN OPENER. Has he finally taken being posh too far?

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    26 min
  9. Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth

    Season 2026, Episode 79

    Show notes

    It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party playlists and how to deal with dating someone whose name is less than ideal.

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    44 min
  10. French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini

    Season 2026, Episode 78

    Show notes

    William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'.

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    36 min
  11. Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert

    Season 2025, Episode 77

    Show notes

    After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years.

    The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery.

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    50 min
  12. Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades

    Season 2026, Episode 76

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    Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse…

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    30 min
  13. Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’...

    Season 2026, Episode 75

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    In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also address your dilemmas regarding telling people they can’t vape in your house and how to tell your partner you want to be locked in a cage.

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    50 min
  14. Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb

    Season 2026, Episode 74

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    Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again…

    PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back?

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    36 min
  15. Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!

    Season 2026, Episode 73

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    What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s stolen one of William’s toilet habits after previously judging him for it. Has he changed AGAIN?

    Plus, the boys tackle your dilemmas from husbands watching smut on X, to the correct way to tuck. We’re a broad church.

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    47 min
  16. The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours

    Season 2026, Episode 72

    Show notes

    Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam?

    Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old.

    PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s. Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, how on earth did these rumours spread when there wasn’t even an internet?!

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    34 min
  17. Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret

    Season 2026, Episode 71

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    It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday school, and why Jordan had to regularly forge his mum's signature. There's also a selection of school-based dilemmas to assist with, including having a crush at 16, and how to get a dodgy looking stain out of the crotch area.

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    45 min
  18. Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody

    Season 2026, Episode 70

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    Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the first couple of series to see once and for all if he’s really changed. There’s time for a Mary Poppins spoof, your Sexted hardware stores and a rebuttal from a card-carrying Catholic.

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    29 min
  19. Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards

    Season 2026, Episode 69

    Show notes

    Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode, there's plenty for you to learn. From how to deal with a fellow restaurant-goer who's filming his fancy meal, to whether millennial grey is classier than a more vibrant colourway. And there's even time to work out what to do with some unexpected man porridge.

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    46 min
  20. Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books

    Season 2026, Episode 68

    Show notes

    Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray. Meanwhile, the boys are faced with another mystery from the Sexted universe as they attempt to piece together the clues and work out exactly whose coffee table is whose.

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    29 min