Podcast

No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days.

The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

Comedy chart
#85
Episodes
740
Releases
Twice a week
Typical length
34 min
On air since
2014
Latest episode
2 days ago

Episodes

740 episodes, newest first

  1. Little Fish: I've never been in a human pyramid

    Season 2, Episode 53

    Show notes

    Anna gives the worst ever clue to a quiz, while she, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include Vincent Price and Graham Onions. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    32 min
  2. No Such Thing As A Sea Cucumber In A Haunted House

    Episode 659

    Show notes

    In our SPOOOKY Halloween special, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coffins, spirits, zombies and jump-scares.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    57 min
  3. Little Fish: Mike, can we say this?

    Season 2, Episode 52

    Show notes

    Dan gets exclusive facts about a 1980s TV megastar, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Canada, Collops and the Coney Island Cyclone. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    33 min
  4. No Such Thing As Lithuanian Soap Ornaments

    Episode 658

    Show notes

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Portuguese politics, Indian indexing and Japanese johns.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    57 min
  5. Little Fish: Crufsts

    Season 2, Episode 51

    Show notes

    Andy and James explain why they can't do a high five without it being awkward, while they and Dan discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include chess, curling and curators. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    33 min
  6. No Such Thing As Ultrasonic Shark Welding

    Episode 657

    Show notes

    Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wet wood, Catholic calendars and nutless noise.
    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    51 min
  7. This Podcast may contain traces of the Peanut Podcast

    Season 2, Episode 50

    Show notes

    We find out why Dan is considered to be so smooth, while he, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include Kidneys, Korea, peanuts and Peter Pan. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    30 min
  8. No Such Thing As Going To Spoiler Prison

    Episode 656

    Show notes

    Russell T Davies joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss scandalous lives, Swansea brides, and slipping through time.
    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by Dan Schreiber
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

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    57 min
  9. Little Fish: Ant Tower

    Season 2, Episode 49

    Show notes

    Dan gives too much information about the comedian: [REDACTED], while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include helium, Humansville and holy holiday handouts. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    29 min
  10. No Such Thing As Alfred Hedgehog

    Episode 655

    Show notes

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fufu, Yakity-Yak and perplexing painkillers.
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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    57 min
  11. Little Fish: Checking the Mark Hoppus

    Season 2, Episode 48

    Show notes

    Andy explains why he is a hashtag legend, while he, Anna and Dan discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include pedestriennes, presidents and pyramid schemes. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    30 min
  12. No Such Thing As Tibetan Traitors

    Episode 654

    Show notes

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Churchill, Clowns and Christopher Columbus.
    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    58 min
  13. Little Fish: This Is A Song

    Season 2, Episode 47

    Show notes

    James tells us the only joke so-far in his hour of standup, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include vampires, fires and football identifiers. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    30 min
  14. No Such Thing As Trigger's Stradivarius

    Episode 653

    Show notes

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss valuable violins, validating vessels and Vincent Van Gogh.
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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    59 min
  15. Little Fish: Four Times a Knight

    Season 2, Episode 46

    Show notes

    Anna gives a huge spoiler to one of Andy's novels, while they and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Google, bloopers, Kenyan elephants and Kurt Vonnegut. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    31 min
  16. No Such Thing As Musical Toads

    Episode 652

    Show notes

    Live from the Lund Comedy Festival in Sweden, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toads, turf and Toxic Waste.

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    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

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    57 min
  17. Little Fish: Reindeer Animal Animal

    Season 2, Episode 45

    Show notes

    Andy tells us which item of clothing he often loses in the night, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include henges, Hitler, Swedes and subs. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    (Apologies for the audio quality this week - our microphones failed, but we hope the amazing batch of facts distracts you from it!)

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    34 min
  18. Bonus: Drop Us A Line - Will We Pass the Inspection? Bonus

    Show notes

    Happy weekend everybody! We're sharing a Club Fish bonus episode our main feed.

    Drop Us A Line is our fortnightly audience feedback show, in which Andy, James and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. If you're a newbie to Drop Us A Line and you have no idea what's going on, you're in good company - this was Anna's first DUAL after months away for maternity leave!

    This episode was released on Club Fish a few months ago - if you like what you see and hear, why not come along to our first ever LIVE Drop Us A Line recording at the London Podcast Festival on 12th September - tickets at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/live

    And if you want more shenanigans from us, consider signing up to Club Fish on Patreon! You can get access to exclusive bonus content just like this, plus ad-free episodes, merch, XL versions of the show and much, much more - http://patreon.com/clubfish

    Edited by Joe Mayo and Dan Schreiber
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell and Ethan Ruparelia

    36 min
  19. No Such Thing As Alien Dust

    Episode 651

    Show notes

    Rhys Darby joins Dan, James and Anna to discuss Santorini, sheep and suspending sacks of spuds.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    54 min
  20. Little Fish: No Orifice Boy

    Season 2, Episode 44

    Show notes

    James describes the time he inhabited a giant robot, while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include candles, Canada and camphor. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

    Visit http://nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

    Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon

    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    31 min