Shitty Song of the Week

It's the final battle before Shitty Song of the Year and the guys decided to end things with a country episode! Can a heavy handed, pretentious protest song beat some of the worst pandering ever brought to the show? YOU be the JUDGE!!

The Chicks: March March

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Luke Bryan: Fish Hunt Golf Drink

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Delvin Cox joins the show to once again go over some terrible rap music. Can a PSA about not killing yourself beat tits and ass set to music? YOU be the JUDGE!

Crip Mac: Never Commit Suicide

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Yung Miami: Spend Dat

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Welcome to the Shitty Song of the Week voicemail hotline.Are your ears burning? Are you craving something so aggressively mediocre, so profoundly tone-deaf, that it hurts so good? You know you want to call. Don't fight the urge. Dial into the underground, gritty voicemail and drop your thoughts, requests, or audio sins in the comments below, and subscribe for weekly auditory punishment.The Hotline: Call in, drop your worst audio crimes, or scream your confessions directly to the void. What’s the absolute worst song living rent-free in your head right now? Let us know below!Background music: "Mr. Pleaser" @OfficialBoDaddyHarris​

This week Jodie and Red are joined by Branden to go through some "Jam Band" or Psychedelic Rock."

Can a spacey, acapella song beat a screechy, loud, annoying song? YOU be the JUDGE!

The Grateful Dead - What's Become of the Baby?

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Ween - Mushroom Festival in Hell

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Vinnie Paulino from the Creep Off joins Red and Jodie B this week, to go through two cultural and musical icons. Can lame self censoring and set to terrible music beat the worst story ever told? Also one of them is filled with obnoxious instruments. Which one is worse? YOU be the JUDGE!

Paul McCartney: Fuh You

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Bob Dylan: The Hurricane

Pat Dixon joins Red and Jodie B on the show this week for a WILDCARD episode! Can a boring, droning song beat noise on top of acoustic noise? YOU be the JUDGE!

Sam Smith: Constant Companion

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Jandek: Chair Beside a Window

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It's a battle of the football All Stars this week as Jodie B and Red are joined by Bobby Booshay to go through some terrible music from celebrities. Can a Covid quarantine anthem beat an Imagine Dragons ripoff about how great they are. YOU be the JUDGE!

Terry Bradshaw: Quarantine Crazy

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Pat McAfee: Click Clack

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This week, Red and Jodie are gonna go through some "Unconventional Country Music." You know, music that's "genre'd" as "country music" but they take the "unconventional" approach.

Can a protest song whose message really just sounds stupid comparatively, beat a song that's just audible "Brokeback Mountain?" YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Everlast - Rubber Bullets

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Orville Peck & Willie Nelson - Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other

No offical episode this week because Red is taking yet ANOTHER vacation.

BUT...

Doug & Anthony from the Who’s Right Podcast thought they had a great idea to see if they could find the "Shittiest Song." (pretty original idea, right?)

So they decided to team up with Jodie B. & Red from Shitty Song of the Week for a no-holds-barred showdown to crown the absolute shittiest track.

Each host brings three contenders. Songs get randomly matched (no fighting your own). The owners battle it out over lyrics, dumbness, and pure cringe while the other two act as the jury. Chat breaks the ties.

Clips are short. Roasts are long. And somewhere in the middle of “put Molly in her champagne” and random Chinese-guy noises, we somehow decide which song is the worst of the worst.

No mercy. No sacred cows. Just pure musical suffering.

Four grown adults. Twelve terrible songs. One chaotic bracket.

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This week, Jodie B. and Red are joined by Branden for a FISH SANDWICH, which means we have 3 songs to go through!!

Can a generic Hip-Hop Rock song beat a nonsense song about poop beata song about bugs? YOU be the JUDGE!

Reigndrop Lopes - HipRock

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MonoNeon - "everybody sheit stank...mines too"

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Cupcakke - One of my Bedbugs ate my Pu**sy

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This week, Red and Jodie B. are joined by John Jamingo and Kate from The Boomer Bunker to go through some more 90's Pop!!

Can a song that has some gay tendencies beat the most heterosexual song ever?? YOU be the JUDGE!!

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

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Milli Vanilli - Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

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This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Thyler from The Fartmouth Podcast to go through some "White Boy Rap."

Can a song that sounds like some over-caffeinated middle schoolers who just discovered Westerns and malt liquor beat a song from a guy that thought yelling "I don't give a F*CK!" at the top of his lungs for four and a half minutes was a good idea? YOU be the JUDGE!!

The Beastie Boys - Paul Revere

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R.A.E.D. - I Don't Care Who You Are

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This week, Red and Jodie B. tackle some Rock Music!!

Can a song that sounds like a tribute band in more ways than one beat a weird song about conspiracies and aliens?? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

STP with Chester Bennington - Out of Time

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Blue Oyster Cult - Edge of the World

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Red is out of town on vacation this week, so we decided to give you a bonus Patreon episode from April 12th, 2026 called "The MisAdventures of Bobby Booshay" where Red, Jodie and Bobby go through Dot Dot Curve's new album and Bobby takes us on a journey of his sexual mishaps from high school.

We will be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week!!!

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Roach from the No Effort Podcast to go through some Pop Music!!

Can "The Wide hips connected to the soft lips and my mama's trauma" beat a song that tells you how dumb and childish her boyfriend is? YOU be the JUDGE!!

Lorde - GRWM

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Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild

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This week, Red and Jodie are joined by B. Rob to go through "music made by wrestlers."

Can an auditory panic attack beat a Harley Quinn impersonator who discovered Hyper-Pop? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Real1 - Phoenix

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Liv Morgan - Trouble

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This week, Jodie and Red are going through some female pop music!!

Can a pretentious, "I made you" song by the UK's version of Taylor Swift beat an in-your-face, obnoxious EDM song?

YOU be the JUDGE!!

Maisie Peters - Kingmaker

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Rebecca Black - Speakerphone

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This week, Red and Jodie are joined by The Duchess of NJ, Kate, to go through a couple songs from movie soundtracks!

Can a song from a cult classic where the singer yells through the whole thing beat a song from another cult classic where the singer has one of the funniest nonsense lines in a song ever?? YOU be the JUDGE!!

Cindi Lauper - Good Enough

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Willy Deville - Storybook Love

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Grab your silver spoons and fire up the trust funds, Shitheads—this week, we are diving deep into the glorious, untalented world of musical nepotism.

Red and Jodie B are back, and they’ve brought in a special guest who knows a thing or two about a thing or two; Branden "Fish"! Together, the trio are dissecting what happens when fame, fortune, and a legendary last name completely bypass the talent gene pool.

From a badass kid who can't do 1 pushup to mommy and daddy coatail riding at it's finest, we’re breaking down the absolute worst offenders to ever grace a recording studio. It’s a masterclass in musical coasting, awkward vocal processing, and songs that only exist because someone's parents foot the bill. YOU be the JUDGE!!

Tootie Raw - my lil shit

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Lil Novi + North West - MULA THA ROOT EVIL

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We're back from the 1st Qualifier with a brand-new bracket and a whole new pile of shitty songs to go through!! And we're starting the 2nd half off with some Hick Hop!!!

Can the musical equivalent of a cousin-marriage beat a song that sounds like a fender bender and a mud bog?? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Jawga Boyz - Hick Hop Thang

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Nu Breed - Outlaw Man

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