Snarky in the Suburbs

Not one, not two, but three Dear Snarky letters that deal with everything from wedding trauma to a woman who is done, I’m talking DONE, with her in-laws. My Rant is about a trend called Registry Raffles (sigh) and I go off on “suggested dress attire.” The Snarky confession ties the whole pod together when I admit I was once a really bad wedding guest. Not the stuff of Dear Snarky letters bad or at least I hope not.

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There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Finally, a Snarky Merch link. Snarky Merch! Please note that there are many different colors so just click on the item and other colors will show up. BUT, the sweatshirts just come in two colors because that’s the only two they were offered in. Finally, the shipping can take up to two weeks so be prepared for that.

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Oh my, you have a stepmother of the groom who got disrespected at one of her stepson’s weddings and she’s afraid it’s going to happen again because another stepson is getting married next week. My advice might not be what the stepmom wants to hear. My Rant is exciting because I will unveil three aging superpowers and they’re all amazing. The Observation is why women aren’t getting remarried. Here’s a clue: could it be the men? Finally, the Snarky Confession is about how a Halloween story turned into a nightmare. 🙀

If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads by clicking this link.

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There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

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This Dear Snarky letter is the worst. It deals with the ultimate dirtbag husband. Then I segue to a rant that’s still male focused and it deals with why do we make so many excuses for men. Seriously – why?

My Observation is an ode that I’m calling “In Praise of the Pessimist.” Next up I call some B.S. on two recent surveys about airline travel and Halloween candy. They couldn’t be more wrong. We finish strong with the Snarky Confession and it’s all about a Halloween witch who gets her comeuppance.

If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads by clicking this link.

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There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

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Buckle up for a Rant Palooza! Seven rants that range from Christmas to idiots online. But never fear the Dear Snarky letter is still here. This one deals with squatting and not the kind you do at the gym. I’ve also got some Halloween goodies for you that I’m sure you’ll find delicious.

If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

🎉 But wait there’s more here’s the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

Beware of family because as loads of Dear Snarky letters have shown many are not to be trusted and I have a letter that proves this point. Yikes! Then I’ve got a rant about shame and fear – have they disappeared? Next up is a new addition to the Snarky line up and it’s called “the dumbest thing I’ve been told this week.” Trust me it’s dumb, really dumb.

My observation is about birth order and personality. I’ve never believed it and I’m glad science has my back on this. Finally, the Snarky Confession is all about a huge freaking lie courtesy of my mother-in-law.

If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

But wait there’s more here’s the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

We’ve got a Dear Snarky letter about new moms that aren’t messing around with their baby dos and don’ts. I’m talking Google docs and hidden cameras. The next Dear Snarky is from a woman who wants to cancel her extended family vacation and is looking for input. Spoiler - yes, she needs to cancel. My Rant is about loser comments and the Observation is also about the L word. As in how to know if you’re dating a loser – old lady edition. My Snarky Confession is the true-life tale of how I lost a friend and it was totally my fault and I’m good with that.

If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

🎉But wait there’s more here’s the Cameo link I was telling you about. Check it out. https://v.cameo.com/e/WxXPqZ4Kg7b

The Dear Snarky letters today range from a hostess with the mostess throwing an engagement party that escalated into a family feud to a marital separation that gave me the icks. My Rant is about macabre Halloween decorations. When is enough, enough? The Observation deals with money and manners – two great things that go great together. The Snarky Confessional is about how I’m actively disliking people who are reveling in an endless summer.

If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

⚔️ It’s a Special Edition Snarky! I’m going deep on my Traitors journey and I’m thrilled you’re coming along with me. I’m giving you all the tea on my banishment and then I’ll take you through my insights on episodes 1 – 5. We’re going to have so much fun.

If you want more Snarky goodness (and let’s be honest you do) check out my five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s another fab day in Snarky Land and the fun starts with two Dear Snarky letters my friends. One is a truly horrific tale of a vacation disaster, and the other one is about a mother who sounds truly terrible. The Rant is all about me going off on a mansplainer manspreading loser. Good times. My Observation proves that my fear of rollercoasters was indeed warranted. Then in the Snarky Confession I fear I could turn into a mother of the bride monster. 😱

If you want more Snarky goodness and five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty, a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Who doesn’t love a Dear Snarky letter about fancy private school drama? No one – that’s the short answer and this letter delivers. Then we have an update from the woman who wrote us the letter about her joy that her marriage is now romance free. She’s kind of ticked off at us. My rant is about A.I. and my observation deals with job interview etiquette. Do you really need to bring in your venti iced mocha with cold foam to a job interview? The Snarky Confession is about packing for a vacation – the worst.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

The letter palooza continues with loads more Dear Snarky letters. We’ve got tons of drama baby! In my Observation there’s more treachery in the great outdoors and I’m freaking out. My Snarky Confession is certified fresh and took place in the Halloween candy aisle. 🎃 🍫👻

If you want more Snarky goodness and five fun and fab fall reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s an Historic Snarky Podcast! We have three Dear Snarky letters. All of them are jaw droppers. They range from toxic in-laws to a daughter that needs to be rescued from a horrific marriage. My Observation is all about my Traitors Watch Party which was so much fun and the Rant is about air travel. Y’all it just keeps on getting worse.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five fun and fab September reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Stop the Presses – I’ve gotten a Dear Snarky letter with a topic I’ve never addressed before. It’s interesting – I’ll give it that. My Rant is the ongoing saga of the medical community hurting my feelings. It has to stop people. In the Observation department so many things are rattling around in my brain from thinking I saw my mom’s doppelganger in the grocery store parking lot to deadly grandmas. The Snarky Confession is about the merch. I need your good taste asap!

If you want more Snarky goodness and five fun and fab September reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

This my friends is a super fun podcast. First, we’ve got a juicy letter about a “infidelity intervention” and a pastor uncle who goes rogue on the pulpit. Be still my heart. My Rant is yummy and multifaceted and involves a mother-of-the-groom who says the bride and mother-of-the bride subjected her to a “humiliation ritual.” OMG! My Observation is random and involves silver, as in the silver you got as a wedding present. Is it an act of violence to melt it down for money? And the Snarky Confession is a light and fun story.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five great September reads 🍁 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s a Two Snarky Letter Day! We start out with a letter about creating one big happy family and the other one is what I’m going to call Mother-of the-Bride wedding woes. My Rant is about Debbie Downers and Gloomy Guses. Ugh. The Observation deals with the current state of air travel. So, it’s come to this - duct taping passengers to their seat. What’s happened to the friendly skies? The Snarky Confession is super fun and I can’t wait to share it.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five great September reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Just OMG on the Dear Snarky letter! It proves to me that maybe it’s a whole lot better staying single. My rant is about killer otters and bears that have no F’s to give. The Observation is all about perhaps one of the world’s worst mothers-in-law. I can’t stop thinking about this lady. Finally, in the Snarky Confession I share how my life is about to change.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

A woman called off her wedding three weeks before the big day and her grief isn’t just about a broken heart it’s about getting the groom and his “toxic” parents to pony up some cash. My Rant is about waving. Are we a nation that no longer waves? Am I a crazy waver? So many questions. The Observation is another discussion about kindergarten readiness. We’ve got problems people. We finish the pod with the Snarky Confession and it’s about my shame at letting a comment mess with my mind.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter that gave me the biggest icks. In my Rant I go off on the medical establishment - as in get better testing for your “elderly” patients. The Observation is where I ask the question how many bridal and baby showers or too many showers? And fresh from the Snarky Confessional it’s all about the merch.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Buckle up there’s a lot going on in this podcast. We start off with a Dear Snarky letter that as a parent I would be freaking out over. Then we already have an update from the mom that wrote us last week about how her grown daughters are shunning her because she’s divorcing their dad. The Rant and Observation are all about back-to-school. I go off on lunch shaming, mom shaming and how some schools are kicking it old school. In the Snarky Confession well, friends I have made it weird – yet again.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y’all this Dear Snarky letter proves being a mother can be a thankless job. Perhaps the most thankless. In the WTH? department I’m confused about the potty-training journey. It’s taken a detour to team diapers – for a very long time. My observation is about the royal family. Harry and Meghan are going back to England. The holidays are going to be very awkward. Do you think I’ll get a Dear Snarky letter? 😉 In my confession from the Snarky Confessional, I solve “The Case of the Screeching Woman.” Oh yeah, the Snarky detective is back.

If you want more Snarky goodness and five great late summer reads 🌞 then love bugs run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.