The Girls Bathroom

Prince Albert, if you’re reading this, we mean no harm! The girls are back for their Halloween finale, practising their spells, turning men into rats and making them bald. Zillennial witches, UNITE! One very important Sarah returns for the third year in a row with a tale as old as time, another experiences a peculiar case of an evil twin AND the TGB Hotline is busy with a caller from Kentucky… will she go to the haunted house?

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Do not be afraid, dear listener! Sophia and Cinzia have not abandoned TGB. They have simply taken the form of Remy and Linguine to answer your dilemmas in the first instalment of their Halloween special. 🎃 From haunted Airbnbs to a Brian disappearance and, of course, some very telling tarot cards, it’s a truly spooky start to the season!!

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PSA: this episode is full of surprises (and screaming), one from the faithful icon that is Miranda Hart herself and another from our first EVER TGB HOTLINE caller!! Not only that, but the girls navigate a first in dilemma history where a Brian uses AI to alter his Sarah’s body…could this be more common than we think?!

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DIVAS are UP and in NYC!!! But the question they're asking is why doesn’t Harry give that same USA energy in the UK? From stalking a sexy knight from the joust to dodgy garlic bread and of course a little sing song, the girls are helping their divas in distress. What do you do when your boyfriend has pictures of another Sarah's boobs on his phone...?

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Roll the tapes!!! It's all going down in this X-RATED episode. Sex tapes, toilet masturbators, threesomes and spicy dreams about another Brian? Plus, you guys have left houses in some questionable garments… his dad's boxers, his sister's dirty knickers and a sheep shearing jacket… In all fairness, Sarah did say he was a farmer!

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Shoutout to all of the Cinzias, we're celebrating our Cinzia's birthday week with cake and obviously by learning the phonetic alphabet. F is definitely for Fiona and S is definitely for sugar. Buckle up as our Sarahs are taking us on a wild ride, from affairs to custody visits, to exes a little too close for comfort!

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Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called the "glabella"? Because we didn't! Sophia gets schooled on the Lorraine debacle, and the girls pick their dream X Factor comeback cast. Plus, what would you do if your own sister was your nightmare flatmate? Cinzia would certainly not be standing for it!

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We're feeling nostalgic today, reminiscing on everyone's first ringtones... they just don't make music like this anymore! Cinz's new pickup line is 'my poos are much bigger than hers' and Soph could well just be the next 50 Cent. 9pm sexters, dating copy and pasters and of course…gift regivers, our Sarahs need HELP this week!

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Could introducing a toe into the deed really be the answer our Sarahs are looking for? For some it may not be, but it's the solution S+C are giving out to our Sarahs in X RATED need! Are we really getting turned on by a Brian undoing a bra with one hand?

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Bridezillas, bad friends and difficult little sisters are on the TGB agenda this week! Is demoting a maid of honour really that bad… or is it justified? The girls reminisce on their first time baking before a NYE party, shout out to the ankle boot and answer your quick-fire dilemmas. Do we all have trauma from friendship trios, or is it just Cinzia?

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Rodneys are rejoicing this week as their name gets added to TGB roster from a very shiny star of the week submission. One Sarah wonders why her Brian keeps saying another Sarah's name in his sleep and two evil Brians manage to derail the best man speech at our gorgeous Sarah's wedding…how dare they!

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The girls are in their Mamma Mia era and ready to solve the crimes committed against their Sarahs. From bum explosions, to secret kisses and ghostly best friends, they've got their work cut out for them. Will Cinzia ever show us her twerking abilities and will the girls get their hunchbacks in check?

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Natasha and Cynthia aka Sophia and Cinzia are in TGB HQ accompanied by their hardcore coke zeros. From famous encounters to cheating fiancés, besties living with exes and boyfriends using ChatGPT for breakups… does Brian have a brain of his own? We think NOT!!

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Could Cinzia really be changing her name to Cinzia Squirrell? It has a nice ring to it. The girls deliver some EXCLUSIVE news that they've been desperately waiting for and tackle your dilemmas on this glorious Wednesday. What would you do if your best friend mailed you a vibrator or was revealing your life secrets on a Reddit forum?

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Snapped banjos, sex wish lists and thoughts about another Brian…the girls are back from their holidays and ready to solve your X-RATED dilemmas! Plus for the first time EVER question of the week is asked by a very special guest, think superpowers, webs and Euphoria…any guesses who it might be?

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Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read out your current hyperfixation go tos in this week's Question of the Week. PLUS, what is wet, soggy and goes round and round? Ask our Sarah, because she has had a bad experience with a Brian who kisses like a washing machine... and of course, the girls play the word game. Is today the day Cinzia finally catches Sophia out?

Word Game 🎯

Sophia: atrocious

Cinzia: elated

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Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definitely aren't judging! What would you do if your ex was in the same wedding party as you… or if your "Brian" told you he loved you after sleeping with someone else? Get your hoodies on and a matcha at the ready, because these dilemmas are juicy!

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Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dilemmas. Photo booths seem to be the place where it all goes down, from using them as toilets to even extracurricular activities with a Brian...approach all photo booths with caution from now on. Our Sarahs write in with their girl talk dilemmas, workplace affairs, wedding disputes and even problematic brothers—will he ever unblock his sister?

Word Game 🎯

Sophia: inconceivable

Cinzia: connoisseur

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TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaotic girls' trip memories. Safe to say, don't fall in love on holiday...you might get robbed. One Sarah writes in about her Brian who has a hot date with HMP, and another Sarah can't get Brian out of her head...but is he still involved with his ex?

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How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never a dull day at TGB HQ! All of the Sarah's speak on their worst dates, from Brian's throwing up on themselves, drooling at the table to hidden vagina pics in their camera roll...we hope second dates were politely declined. And despair enters stage left when our Sarah's write in about their misbehaving, horny, reddit using Brians and one Sarah has got extremely cold feet...

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