The Zarna Garg Family Podcast

I took my American kids to visit the Red Light District in Amsterdam. Why? For once, I’ve got an answer. My kids, and all kids, should see the reality of making money, and what people have to do to make their ends meet. We met with a sex worker at the Red Light District who told us about her work, the customers she sees, and most importantly, the business. Tune in for an exclusive look.

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My kids think I’m neurotic. So I invited NYC firefighter Furhan Ahmed and turns out, we're not neurotic ENOUGH. Finally, a guest with qualifications to judge this family. Our family's been dumb about safety and we're not ashamed to admit. Are you is the real question.

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Turns out you can pay for an entire family vacation across Europe but still be the least attractive part of the trip. Mothers, let it be known that if you want to keep your kids alive, you will be the villain. That aside, tune in to hear our take on London, Paris, Germany, Netherlands Switzerland & Sweden. Yes, both the good AND the bad. So if you’re planning on a trip to any of these places, you better watch this episode first.

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You asked us to talk about what’s happening NOW. Well, we have a lot to say.

First, I paid $10,000+ for business class and couldn’t get working Wi-Fi for all 13 hours. At that price, the pilot should be answering my emails. Meanwhile, Kelly Clarkson wanted a $15,000 mechanical bird and put the small business on blast online…was she wrong?

Then we get into the Cornell 7 sexual assault allegations, and the fear millions of moms now have for their sons. Shane Gillis called women at the gym “wh*res” on SNL. Everyone’s coming for the comedian, but what about the show that handed him the microphone?

JOIN IN ON THE TABLE TALK and comment down below what you feel about these topics. Or, let us know what we should be taking about next week.

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Chelsea Handler is single, happy, and rich. Naturally, I need to investigate.

This week, Chelsea joined us to talk marriage, being single, building a successful career, and why women are always the ones solving everybody’s problems. If you already have money, freedom, and peace, what exactly is a husband bringing to the table besides dirty laundry?

I’ve been married for 30 years. Chelsea’s eggs have retired. But which one of us is actually happier? TUNE IN and let us know your thoughts below.

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Okay, you guys want the drama? Geneva, Switzerland is where my husband and I first lived together after getting married. You can say it’s where the “love brewed,” if Indians were capable of such feeling… We bought our kids here to relive none of those memories, however. We’re reminiscing about slapping ducks, feeling like a loser wife, and banning my kids from having fun in Lake Geneva. Yup, that sounds more like us. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching.

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The husband is out. The chores are out. All are jobs…also likely out. We left no details behind NEO, the first humanoid robot that’s actually ready to be in your homes. If you’re thinking this all sounds bizarre, you’re not wrong. If you think you won’t be shocked from everything we learned about AI, you ARE wrong. Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ZARNA #squarepod And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching.

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You don’t have manners…and it shows. This week, we’re debating what etiquette actually means, where good manners end and basic hygiene begins, and why people of color are often held to a completely different standard than White people. Is showing up clean and polished a sign of respect? Is it a survival strategy when you’re a person of color? We get into ALL of it. Cleanliness. Culture. White Privilege. Tune in and pick a side. We want to hear your thoughts below.

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We’ve got a long list of problems, and so do you. The only difference is we’re talking about it and we’re not afraid to hurt feelings. This week, we’re exposing our pet peeves with each other, with America, with our friends, our family, even YOU. Yes, you. We’re bothered, and it’s about time we do something about it. Comment down below what your biggest crash outs have been about because we want to weigh in! Thank you to this week’s sponsor, Zocdoc. Zocdoc lets you search and compare high-quality, in-network doctors. Visit https://www.Zocdoc.com/zarna to get started.

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Are we shopping addicts? Are YOU a shopping addict? Is retail therapy justified?

We're no strangers to shopping, but we've learned a few things (good and bad) that we're opening up about on today's episode. Overall light...few fights, valid debates, and more. Let us know below what your shopping habits are and are you a green bubble or blue bubble?

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If you've read my book, you know my brother saved my life. Seriously. But that's not the only reason he's my favorite sibling. In today's special, learn all about my brother, why he's my favorite (and shockingly, I am not his), and the importance of siblinghood in all its beauty AND chaos.

You can read so much more about our story in my memoir, This American Woman: https://a.co/d/0eULa22p Thank you to this week's sponsor. Head to https://www.cozyearth.com and use my code ZARNA for up to 20% off.

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As you may have heard, I was welcomed into Berlin, Germany by being locked in the Hermès bathroom for over an hour with possibly the worst staff I've ever met. No apology and constant reluctance to help.

This episode is now a full family heated debate over luxury stores and how we let them abuse us. It's a raw, honest, and real discussion, and it ended with a pledge I've made that shocked my family.

Do you agree with us? Are you also shopping at luxury stores? We want to hear your perspective because it's an understatement to say that ours have changed.

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You've all heard the bickering. You've see the side eyes. After listening to all your requests for lighter podcast episodes, we've been holding off on publishing this episode, until we realized what we honor the most is delivering, raw, honest takes you can relate to that no one else is openly talking about. If you are not a fan of deep podcast episodes, we request you stay tuned for our next episode which will be much happier and full of laughs. If you're curious about our marriage or trying to relate to imperfect marriages, this might just be for you! Thank you to this week's sponsor.

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Each one of the Garg's have secrets, but the real juicy part is that we are also snitchers. Today's episode exposes both the lies we tell each other, and the backstabbers who can't keep their word. Let us know below who gets your A grade (or even F grade as long as it's not me).

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When you try to do one good thing...it ends up in disaster. This special is just proof. What we hoped to be a once in lifetime meaningful family outing turned into a disaster very fast. Nonetheless, I am happy to have at the very least monetized our misery. Comment down below your take on this situation, unless you have anything good to say about my husband. In that case, just keep quiet. Thank you to this week's sponsors: For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code ZARNA at https://www.oneskin.co/ZARNA. Head to https://www.zocdoc.comZARNA to get started and check that appointment off your to-do list!And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting!

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Our friends are planning million-dollar vacations. We’re planning how to survive an international tour without losing our minds (or our luggage). But somewhere between flights and green rooms, we’re still sneaking in summer memories beyond work, because apparently my kids need “quality time” and not just my credit card. Tune in and hear what’s on our Summer bucket list, and please comment down below what’s on yours 😉

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You can call it a vacation to the Caribbean, Spain, or the farthest possible location from my mother in law, but packing and unpacking night just be the one thing that ruins it all. If you’re overdramatic of course, which my kids are. What are we packing, what are our tips, and what are some travel secrets we should’ve kept to ourself (Spoiler alert, one of the Garg’s doesn’t wear clean socks and I am getting a DNA test asap).

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A family trip never comes without its chaos. While I was reliving one of my favorite childhood memories, each one of my kids, and of course my husband, had their own issues. Regardless, we get to the bottom of whether or not Niagara Falls is worth the hype. And spoiler alert, I don’t care what anyone else says, I LOVED it. Thank you to this week's sponsors. Square helps you run your business more smoothly . Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ZARNA. Start therapy with BetterHelp.Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA.

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Questions you’re too scared to ask, we answered. What do men/women look for in a partner? What’s the worst reason someone ended a date? Does age matter? We bring in premiere matchmaker Anip Patel once again to spill the industry secrets, and you don’t want to miss it. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode:

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Some of the best advice we’ve ever received come in the form of quotes, and if my kids would stop bullying me for one second, they would see why quotes are so special.

Please comment down below and share what quotes mean the most to you, and we’ll pick some of our favorite!

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