STASSI with Tay

Stassi and Taylor are back together in person to catch up on all things! Stassi recaps her wild trip, which involved a Tennessee cave and living like royalty at a spooky Hudson Valley estate. The duo breaks down full moon manifestations (bring on the delulu energy), the desire to relinquish control, and Taylor has an ultimate last-minute Halloween costume crisis. Shoutout to gay Halloween! Plus, Stassi is still on her TikTok diamond auction addiction, they share their favorite spooky movies, and their take on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

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This week, Stassi and Taylor start off with some nostaligia, talking about early 2000s paparazzi photos and underwear preferences. The duo then do a deep dive into Lindsay Lohan’s famous hookup list (iconic btw!)—where Stassi confesses her teenage obsession with Joaquin Phoenix and a personal story about being ghosted for Lindsay Lohan. Plus, Taylor shares a cringe-worthy John Mayer story, both mourn the temporary closure of The Plaza Hotel, and break down the subtle strategy of "We-ing".

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On today's episode, Stassi and Taylor talk about life's absurdities and everything they thought would play a massive role in adulthood— from quicksand, the Bermuda Triangle, magnifying glasses, and food fights. Stassi shares her late-night obsession: winning TikTok auctions for diamonds (not weird at all). The duo also discusses the latest news surrounding Kelly Clarkson’s viral store feud and Selma Blair's airplane incident.

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LA is giving air fryer vibes in October and Stassi is NOT feeling it! The duo sticks to indoor activities, like unpacking Sarah Jessica Parker's iconic wardrobe and why Sex & the City ruined New Jersey’s reputation for a whole generation. Taylor Swift’s new bonus tracks are hitting like they've never hit before and Taylor just wants to be with the Swifties so bad! They also touch on some Press Tour fashion, give thoughts on Blake Lively news, and get perplexed by Stassi's TikTok algorithm. Taylor has some words for internet trolls attacking moms online, and she also shares her recent experience with Lip Flip procedure.

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Wi-Fi glitches and hangovers can’t stop Stassi and Taylor! "Chad" GPT tries to tell the duo everything they are "too old for" - from low-rise jeans to music festivals. They also talk fashion hot takes and double down on their condiment loyalties (Heinz and Hellmann, where you at?). Plus, Taylor reminisces about a late-night Jay-Z encounter, while Stassi confesses some embarrassing Hollywood stories involving Britney Spears and stalking The Hills filming. It's time to embrace the cringe and all!

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Coming to you un-exfoliated and dry straight off a flight from Austria, Stassi discusses returning home, post-travel recovery, and skincare routines (and lack thereof). Plus, the biggest congratulations to the Giggly Squad queens on their massive deal, Taylor explains why you always need to buy your rich friends drinks, and the duo cringe through that bizarre Patrick Clancy interview. Lastly, but most importantly, a PSA for Sarah Jessica Parker before The Family Stone sequel hits production!

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Stassi braves German customs completely bare-faced, while Taylor reminisces about her heavy lash extension days - spoiler alert: pretty privilege is real! Stassi also recounts her Emmy experience and how she REALLY didn't want to butcher Mariska Hargitay name. Taylor limped her way through New York Fashion Week in heels, never missing a beat despite rolling her ankle. Plus, the duo shares their feelings on Earle Meets World family dynamics, Stassi’s devotion to Real Housewives Alex McCord, and the weird entitlement of "Oreo Gate"

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In matching outfits, Stassi and Taylor break down the chess match that is reality TV fashion. Speaking of fashion, Stassi says no to looking basic at F1 and says to lean into tennis core for the US Open. Plus, Taylor spirals over Baby Beau not hitting a milestone, Stassi offers a comforting (and hilarious) perspective on Capricorn babies, and the two officially bunker shame Billionaires after uncovering the questionable underground doomsday shelters. As it turns out, they'd rather succumb to the apocalypse than spend it inside with a tacky, liver-shaped underground pool.

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Real besties catch up even when they’re across the world living it up in the Austrian countryside. This week, Stassi joins Taylor to unpack the surreal experience of living out a Sound of Music fantasy all while being sabotaged by terrible Wi-Fi and terrifying lakes. Meanwhile in LA, Taylor refuses to return a petty Instagram UNfollow and delivers us all a VERY important masterclass in modern social media etiquette. The duo breaks down the weaponizing of out-of-context clips, the fall fashion forecast (defending fugly flats) and Beau’s dramatic quarantine. Lastly, Stassi's separation anxiety fuels a solo flight she's soon taking to LA to present at the Creative Arts Emmys. As they say.. So long, farewell..

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This week, Stassi is off the grid in a secret European location, and Taylor is recovering from a sleep-deprived bender in Las Vegas.

First up, we are coming hard for the fashion world's latest epidemic: Chanel's "phantom shoes." The duo dive into the marketing genius behind putting starlets in footwear without soles, and the truth about wanting the yacht life. Then, the duo unpacks their obsession with the Lindsay Clancy trial and the internet conspiracy theories that is all over their TikTok algorithm. Finally, a child caviar king and a culinary breakthrough involving handmade chicken nuggets and ranch crème fraîche. Is it completely normal to take your rings off when getting your hands wet or putting on lotion, or is it unhinged to do it all with your jewelry on?

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This week, the girlies are ready for some glow-up transformations. They talk upcoming surgeries and Stassi recounts her hour-long trek to the west side. The conversation gets real with upcoming breast lift and tummy tuck plans, to a deep dive into the modern era of subtle micro-tweaks. Plus, Stassi processes her feeling of regret from skipping her high school reunion while Taylor explains why "ignore the haters" is actually the ultimate backhanded compliment. Before jetting off for an extra-long European vacation, they sort through a very nice DM.

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Stassi and Taylor start off strong by diving deep into some reality TV criticism! First up: Taylor addresses the diabolical rumor that she forced her wife's name change for the show. Stassi makes peace with being fundamentally misunderstood on TV. The duo unpack modern parenting dynamics and the unfair double standards moms face.

An astrological storm is brewin'—including a total solar eclipse, a six-planet alignment, and the tail end of the Lion's Gate portal. Stassi and Taylor review their past manifestation journals to see what actually came true (shoutout to sleep-trained babies and 12-episode seasons!). Lastly, Stassi plans her end of summer Europe trip to emerge just in time for spooky season, while Taylor prepares for a first-time trip away from the baby to live it up at a Backstreet Boys concert in Vegas. Gird your loins, water signs!

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Fresh off their House of Stassi press tour in NYC, Stassi and Taylor are back to recap the diabolical schedule and the intense realities of success. They break down why they are actively avoiding the comment section and Stassi shares a vulnerable voice memo she sent to the group chat. Stassi also has a bone to pick with JetBlue's questionable new menu options involving trout tartine and zucchini fritattas. They get fully fired up over SUR goat cheese balls, clear up internet rumors about Taylor's parenting timeline, and debate the color palette of the calendar year (apologies to the month of March). They wrap up with a kids' card game that quickly turns into a breakdown of their sophisticated death row meals, travel fantasies, and then get completely honest about the separation anxiety of traveling without their kids.

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What’s up, losers? Stassi and Taylor are ready for their show premiere—which just so happens to fall on a full moon. Channeling their inner witches, manifesting miracles (and maybe a few hexes), they discuss navigating the madness of upcoming press tours. Plus, Stassi reveals why she's been spiraling about movie theater seating, discuss elevated travel styles, and Taylor revisits some celebrity beef that she still hasn't quite shaken. They also talk about some of the cringe of being public figures and why Stassi will be automated cars' #1 fan.

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The House of Stassi trailer is here! Stassi and Taylor talk about the excitement of the big drop, the terrifying reality of intrusive parenting thoughts, and why we definitely don’t want to test our survival instincts in an emergency. Taylor reveals her secret weapon for keeping tabs on internet trolls (her wife), and they break down why leaving a group chat is the ultimate power move. Stassi explains why ordering for the whole table is something she'd rather not do, and Taylor calls her out for being an internet pick me girl.

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Taylor is diet posting from the Hamptons while Stassi admires (from a distance) the Wine Bar at her local Gelson's grocery store. It's a battle for who deserves the Loser Crown, from Taylor's fillet comment to Danny DeVito at a steakhouse, to Stassi's cringe-worthy DM to director Jon M. Chu. They also share their most interesting experiences with other Hollywood actors, and debate whether they could drink Taylor Swift under the table. Finally, Stassi asks Taylor for advice on a current dilemma. Her 20th high school reunion is around the corner. Should Stassi show up fully glammed to inspire the youths, or is walking down those halls just asking for trouble?

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This week, Stassi and Taylor break down the stadium-sized wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden. From 20-minute individual vows and Cartier watch auctions to childhood photo decor, they unpack the questionable-yet-brilliant spectacle of it all, analyze the dramatic fallout surrounding Blake Lively's absence, and officially declare traditional bridal parties to be dead!

Plus, Stassi pulls back the curtain on watching the upcoming premiere of House of Stassi from start to finish. Taylor gets real about the backward dynamics of a traditional country club, and then the duo wraps up with an honest look at mom guilt, laziness, and averaging a hilarious 1,800 steps a day (10k+ steps no thank you!)

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Stassi is fresh off the Minions premiere and giving Taylor the full scoop on regaining her Hollywood spark. From sitting behind director Jon M. Chu to a shout-out that made her feel incredibly famous, she shares why a daytime, kid-friendly red carpet was the ultimate parental flex. Meanwhile, Taylor is navigating a budding interest in adding a future sibling to the squad. They unpack the hazardous European heatwave that narrowly saved Stassi from a birthday trip disaster, debate the true definition of "beautymaxxing," and drop a serious PSA on why you should never pause your Nutrafol routine. Plus, Stassi questions her own late-night Xanax-fueled show notes, before diving into the messy drama surrounding Summer House cast and a former castmate's latest altercation.

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It's Stassi's freaking 38th Birthday!! This week, Stassi and Tay unpack Stassi's meet up with Bravo friends Craig and Austen at Barney's Beanery and their near-miss encounter with Travis and Jason Kelce. The conversation dives deep as Stassi breaks down her unique TikTok algorithm, which features Kelsey's solo rowing journey from CA to Hawaii and TSA warning ranch-dressing smugglers, among other things. Finally, the two confront their own friendship dynamics, leading to a high stakes agreement where Stassi swears on Chanel to never ghost Taylor if conflict arises.

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Stassi is preparing for a possible alien invasion on her birthday, Taylor is suddenly a believer, and somehow it all turns into a debate about Doritos, Selena Gomez, and celebrity friendship drama. Then it’s fake-nice run-ins, Kendall Jenner discourse, and why acting like someone is completely irrelevant is Stassi’s preferred form of warfare. Plus, all things Summer House reunion, Amanda and West’s messy situation, and a surprisingly heated argument over My Best Friend’s Wedding that reveals one of them is somehow Team Julia Roberts. The friendship may never recover.

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